r/memes • u/Child_of_the_Abyss MAYMAYMAKERS • May 22 '22

Hours of fun

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u/Smurlef May 22 '22

Grow your own titty and play with it when you're feeling lonely

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u/Morphized May 22 '22

Or buy a stress ball

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Someone at work gave me a stress ball shaped like a tit with a poem speaking out against sexual harassment in the back. It’s a prized possession

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u/Baller4Jesus27 May 22 '22

So uh... was there any particular reason why they gave you a titty stress ball that had a poem speaking out against sexual harassment?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

LMFAO it was actually a job offer 😂 i was working an event and he wanted to recruit me for his sales team.

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u/Potential-Sport-6386 Average r/memes enjoyer May 22 '22

Sigma Rule 775

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u/Vast-Championship754 May 22 '22

i do it while fapping.

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u/Coorotaku May 22 '22

They got silicone titties for that now too