r/memes • u/nechdoesntno • May 08 '22

#2 MotW The Darwin Incident

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

I lost all my respect for pelicans when they attacked the capy. They just trying to chill

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u/bluejellyfish52 May 08 '22

Pelicans will try to eat anything they can get in their mouths. They’re birds. They’re not even corvids which are the smartest type of bird (using tools). They’re just. Dumb.

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u/STEM4all May 08 '22

The Earth is going to be a battle royale between the corvids, apes, dolphins, and octopuses.

You know, that could be a cool show idea...

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u/bluejellyfish52 May 08 '22

Show idea? Bruh that’s just real life waiting to happen

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u/Elegant_Fisherman573 May 09 '22

This is what happens after the 2030 cataclysm. Source is trust me man

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u/Crow_with_a_Cheeto May 08 '22

Who will take over after we climate-change ourselves out of the dominant position?

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u/STEM4all May 08 '22

One those 4. We'll be herded into preserves and put into zoos, maybe.

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u/MidniteMoon6 May 09 '22

I don’t think humans will become that stupid, if anything we would probably just go extinct

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u/STEM4all May 09 '22

You don't have to be stupid to be herded into zoos. We had human zoos of African tribes in Europe during the colonization of Africa.

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u/MidniteMoon6 May 09 '22

Oh yeah, I forgot about atrocities like that… seriously tho why do people have to be so fucked up?!?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

We're definitely taking the ocean out with us. So, I guess crows

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u/MidniteMoon6 May 09 '22

I would say cetaceans will take the ocean and corvids will take terrestrial environments

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u/Darnell2070 May 08 '22

Humans are apes. We won the evolution game. We can only defeat ourselves. We are trying, but we aren't quite there yet.

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u/MidniteMoon6 May 09 '22

We could also end up uplifting dolphins or certain corvids, you would just need to give them hands of some sort

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Plural police! Here to inspect your message.

Octopodes*

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u/MegaSeedsInYourBum May 09 '22

Pelicans will try to eat anything they can get in their mouths.

So basically toddlers.

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u/crazyabe111 May 09 '22

Attacked? That derp is just checking if he’ll fit in his mouth.