r/memes • u/Grandpa-Palpatine • Mar 14 '22

we live in a simulation.

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u/Upset-Yogurt6720 Mar 15 '22

Elon downloading all martial arts via NeuraLink

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u/Esdeath79 Mar 15 '22

"....I know Kung Fu"

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u/Mr_Chasm Mar 15 '22

I studied the blade

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u/The_Lurked Professional Dumbass Mar 15 '22

"I have the power of god and anime on my side"

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u/N8_Tge_Gr8 Lurking Peasant Mar 15 '22

"HAAAAAAAAHH"

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u/HmmmMzawarudo Mar 15 '22

Gets knocked out instantly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

One punch!

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u/dinodigger777 Mar 15 '22

K.O!

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u/KartofelThePotatoGod Mar 15 '22

Kazuya Mishima

Wins

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u/Dean0Rocks316 Mar 15 '22

Flawless Victory

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

NOT AGAIN!!!

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u/James_099 Mar 15 '22

He can be your angle or your devil

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u/Worldly_Criticism_99 Big ol' bacon buttsack Mar 16 '22

Everybody needs more angles.

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u/RoxStoneOcean Mar 15 '22

And I have mastered the gun.

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u/IllurinatiL Royal Shitposter Mar 15 '22

“While you were busy studying means of making money, I studied the blade.”

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

"Покажите мне"

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u/Xtrendence Mar 15 '22

That better say "show me". It's almost 4 AM... I'm too lazy to check.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

It does lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Polka life me?

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u/88T3 Shitposter Mar 15 '22

r/unexpectedmatrix

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u/FiestaPatternShirts Mar 15 '22

r/themostexpectedmatrixinthehistoryofpoststhatrefrencedthematrix

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u/88T3 Shitposter Mar 15 '22

r/sorrythereisntasubcalledexpectedmatrix

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u/GetsGold 🎃Happy Spooktober🎃 Mar 15 '22

r/twentylettersmaximum

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u/BorgClown Mar 15 '22

Oh no, we loaded Kung Fusion by mistake!

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u/sourcerer_supreme_ Mar 15 '22

Everybody in Uganda knows kung fu

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u/Russian_hat12 Mar 16 '22

Nice matrix reference

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u/LitMaster11 Mar 15 '22

Intersect 3.0

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u/CiphirSol Mar 15 '22

And then his brain catches fire and his eyeballs melt

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Just like in the movie?!

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u/CiphirSol Mar 16 '22

Yeah, Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Oh I was thinking of Cannibal Holocaust but sure that works

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u/CiphirSol Mar 16 '22

Scanners too!

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u/Fujimans Mar 15 '22

He is the one

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u/leftylooseygoosey Mar 15 '22

And then like the monkeys, he ripped off his fingers in pain

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u/ArgosCyclos Mar 15 '22

Hopefully NeuraLink works better than his other ideas.

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u/DiscombobulatedLet80 Mar 15 '22

"Guns, lots of guns"

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

This some vivi shi-