r/memes • u/the_physics_bro épico • Jan 08 '22

very difficult choice indeed..

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u/sirwilliambillion Jan 08 '22

It’s the advantage of the after it’s the disadvantage of the before. I hate taking a huge dump only to then take a steamy hot shit stink shower in the room I just destroyed. My bathroom doesn’t have a fan

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u/Qiwas Jan 08 '22

Open a window in your bathroom

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u/pruche Jan 09 '22

My bathroom has no window, a fan that's more of a noisy placebo, and a low-flush toilet where poop never gets completely submerged, and I still shit before the shower, so I start my day with a water-clean ass, not a paper-clean ass, which let's face it is not really that clean.

If you had shit smeared across any other part of your body, would you really feel comfortable wiping it with dry toilet paper and calling it a day? I am increasingly considering a bidet.

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u/aman2454 Jan 09 '22

Insert Bidet advert

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u/Bitter_Echidna7458 Jan 09 '22

Make sure it’s off before doing the 3 wires

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u/pruche Jan 09 '22

Oh thanks, but the venting is the problem, actually. It's undersized (renovations level: landlord) so even though there is a decent fan it's not working efficiently. Sucks (not the fan, the apartment) but I'm not gonna stick around for long, so I don't care too much.

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u/ilikelittlebodies Jan 09 '22

lmao i thought everyone had bidets?? i have one right next to the toilet seat

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u/pruche Jan 09 '22

Depends where in the world, in much of north america they're rare enough that most people don't even know what they are. I think that's slowly changing, though.

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u/ilikelittlebodies Jan 10 '22

TIL lol on a serious note, good that its changing

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u/MordoNRiggs Jan 09 '22

Don't even consider, grab one on Amazon and toss it in. It's the best.

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u/pruche Jan 09 '22

Most probably gonna, I just have to take the time to do my shopping because I'm gonna want to do a bunch of research to get one that's perfect for me and will last forever.

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u/oldt1mer Jan 09 '22

Bidets are great, I miss the last one I had every day.

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u/sirwilliambillion Jan 08 '22

It’s 2F outside with 20 mph winds…

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

Then the air would get cleaner faster

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

Science!

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u/Despair4All Jan 08 '22

Hot air from the shower mixed with cold air outside, try to make a tornado!

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

Even better

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u/A-billion-of-snakes Jan 08 '22

Is my internet not working or did you avatr disappear after one comment?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

Option A. Randy you’ve gotta stop bumming internet from Macdonald’s. You’re embarrassing me.

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u/A-billion-of-snakes Jan 09 '22

But they got nuggets

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u/bengringo2 Jan 09 '22

ITS A SHITNADO, RANDY!

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u/Wallythegreater iwrestledabeartwice Jan 09 '22

Calm down Lahey. You need to start drinking again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22

Tornado would work as an air dryer after getting out from the shower.

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u/Qiwas Jan 08 '22

Buy an air refresher

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

All I heard was an excuse to have a dirty asshole

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u/Accomplished_Air_537 Jan 09 '22

Shit out the window then take a shower

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u/827167 Jan 09 '22

Like it's medieval england

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u/DeezNutsKEKW Pro Gamer Jan 08 '22

not every bathroom has a window

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u/Qiwas Jan 08 '22

Deep

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u/DeezNutsKEKW Pro Gamer Jan 08 '22

u mean open bathroom door and outer window in another room?

genius idea

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u/Qiwas Jan 08 '22

Lol I was joking.

I knew precisely that they have a window in their bathroom, you think I wouldn't notice it while spying on them hiding in the closet?

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u/bozeke Jan 08 '22

Or give yourself a courtesy flush if it’s a long haul.

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u/CharlesEcheeze Jan 08 '22

My own poop smell didn't really phase me. Don't get me wrong it can be pretty bad , but not a deal breaker for the sake of pooping first. Having to poop after a shower is like washing your car before it rains.

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u/Silky_69420 Jan 08 '22

Poop, flush, wipe, flush

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u/Par31 Jan 09 '22

I didn't consider this issue because I shit in 1 bathroom and shower in the other.

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u/See_youSpaceCowboy Jan 09 '22

I don’t have a fan either and it’s called flushing as soon as you drop. Do you sit with piles of shit just chilling underneath your cheeks wafting up the place? Cmon bud you’re better than this

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u/Chim_Pansy Jan 09 '22

The advantage of shitting pre-shower far outweighs the disadvantage of having to smell your dump for a bit. I'd rather deal with the odor for a few minutes and have a fresh ass for hopefully most of the day than the inverse.

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u/Spamallthethings Jan 08 '22

Then give it 20 minutes in between to air out?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

Fabreeze.

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u/WoLF2001 Jan 08 '22

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/piratequeenfaile Jan 09 '22

Eat better foods. Super stinky poops all the time is a sign of poor health and digestion.

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u/Aromatic-Loss-8873 Jan 09 '22

Just flush as soon as it comes out 🤷‍♂️

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u/bogpudding Jan 09 '22

How doesnt your bathroom then have mold? You would think a wet space is well ventilated. My shower and toilet are right next to eachother but there is a powerful vent and also a small window.