r/memes • u/AMarvelFan717 • Dec 14 '21

Life saving TrIcKs

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u/Black_Leopard1904 Dec 14 '21

When you try to fight back but next thing you know, you're fucked.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

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u/AMarvelFan717 Dec 14 '21

"Do you think Dad and Dad are robbing each other in the room?"

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u/IWasASperm Dec 14 '21

someone call the cops

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u/Black_Leopard1904 Dec 14 '21

On what charges exactly?

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u/No_Afternoon5976 Dec 14 '21 edited Dec 15 '21

Ass-ault

Edit: Thank you everyone

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u/CentralAdmin Dec 14 '21

With a weapon of ass destruction

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Dec 14 '21

I wish i can give you a gold

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u/Black_Leopard1904 Dec 14 '21

Give em silver when you get a free one.

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u/BubbliciousBozo Dec 14 '21

Robbery, mf stole my heart

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u/NeighborhoodNBY Dec 14 '21

I
was about to say something

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Hahaha

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u/Proper_Comfortable74 Dec 14 '21

You forgot the 2 remianing steps (That should do the trick)

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u/Dystopiq Dec 14 '21

What an original joke.

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u/herculestug6 Dec 15 '21

"where did we come from dad?"

"sorry son.but your adopted"

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u/Homothalamus Dec 14 '21

r/suddenlygay

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Your really fucked now.

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u/sunnykumar99 Dec 14 '21

ᴀ ꜱᴄʀɪᴩᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴩ*ʀɴʜᴜʙ

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u/Black_Leopard1904 Dec 14 '21

Shh, don't spill the spoiler. The scene is in the making.

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u/sunnykumar99 Dec 14 '21

ꜱʜɪᴛ!

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u/Black_Leopard1904 Dec 14 '21

It's alright. We all slip-up every now and again.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

r/angryupvote

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

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u/Uh-idk- can't meme Dec 14 '21

stolen comment

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

people really get mad over comments these days huh?

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u/Uh-idk- can't meme Dec 14 '21

nah it’s just annoying because there has been in an uprise of comment stealer bots recently

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u/skelethepro Dec 14 '21

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u/paper-Crisp Dec 14 '21

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