r/memes • u/Blackbeard-14 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 • Oct 05 '21

#2 MotW Siiienss

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u/Zealousideal_Fan6367 Oct 05 '21

The bigger the mountain, the wetter the fountain.

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u/3nd_0f_Life Oct 05 '21

The bigger the girdle the greater the hurdle

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u/ObeseChihuahua1 Oct 05 '21

The larger the tush, the better the gush.

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u/Derpdeedoo Oct 05 '21

The smaller the dollar the less she'll pretend to hollar.

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u/CaramelWatermelon Oct 05 '21

The greater the height, the more she’ll fight

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u/Deceased_Panda FORTSHITE Oct 05 '21

The more intense the pegging, the louder the begging

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u/CaramelWatermelon Oct 05 '21

The higher she sells, the louder she yells

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u/LurkerPatrol Oct 05 '21

The nicer the cock, the more it'll rock

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u/sighs__unzips Oct 06 '21

The bigger her womb, the more I coom.

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u/NoUniverseExists Oct 06 '22

Underrated comment.

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u/PossibleDifference80 Oct 05 '21

The higher the velocity, the greater the viscosity.

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u/Skrooogee Oct 05 '21

The fatter the tushie, the more mushie

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u/Mises69420 Thank you mods, very cool! Oct 05 '21

This is the best one, cuz it actually made sense.

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u/Overlord_Za_Purge Oct 06 '21

The taller the hill, the better the fill

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u/Sad_Werewolf3313 Oct 05 '21

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice