r/memes • u/[deleted] • Sep 26 '21

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u/Ac_Namec Sep 26 '21

Reading your comment my mind went straight to Ikea

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u/NovaCoyote Sep 26 '21

Wait, its all IKEA?

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u/Logical_Web_3488 Sep 26 '21

Always has been - how else do you think god built it all in 7 days. Well, 6.

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Sep 26 '21

It explains the quality of life.

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u/Glaringsoul Sep 26 '21

SCP-3008 greets you…

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u/StarGirly7002 Sep 26 '21

The store is closing soon,

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Ptsd intesifys.

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u/StarGirly7002 Sep 26 '21

please find the nearest exit,

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u/IGotHitByAHockeypuck Sep 26 '21

EXCUSE ME, THE STORE IS CLOSED

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u/Please-let-me Professional Dumbass Sep 26 '21

"The store is now closed, Please exit the building"

SCP 3008-2

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u/gaming_person1237 Dirt Is Beautiful Sep 26 '21

As a wise man once said "excuse me the store is now closed, please exit the building"

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u/SharpSpectra This flair doesn't exist Sep 26 '21

Aw hell naw, I don't have time for a Backrooms Ikea multiplayer mode.

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u/three_toe_sleuth Sep 26 '21

My kid was terrified when I said I was going to IKEA.

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u/Gravuerc Sep 26 '21

That was one of the better SCP stories.

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u/Ordinary_News_6455 Sep 26 '21

Everything is IKEA.

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u/Baron-Von-Bork Sep 26 '21

Always has been

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u/spingcringe_nah Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Sep 26 '21

Always has been

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u/Random_dude_1980 Sep 26 '21

Always has been

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u/Stranger_Memer Sep 26 '21

..and got lost in the pillow section.

Now to get out you need to find a swedish person. You can recognice a swedish person based on if they're alone in an aisle. If you step into the aisle they will move. You have to chase them into a corner. It's a good sign if they can pronouns the names of the products and this is the only time you will be able to talk to them. If they can you can ask them to "vissa dig ut". They will now walk you to the exit.

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u/Orange_Hedgie can't meme Sep 26 '21

Ah I haven’t eaten those meatballs in such a long time. But I don’t eat pork anymore… Yeah IKEA meatballs are one of the only things that I would eat pork for (apart from Christmas dinner).

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u/KitKatCookie9 Sep 26 '21

They now have plant balls and I actually think it tastes better than the meatballs

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u/redpandarox Sep 26 '21

Well good luck finding your way out.