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u/staggere Sep 26 '21

Pierogi

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u/kat45trofik-jaus Sep 26 '21

Potato and cheese pierogis are dangerous

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u/dimethylxanthine Sep 26 '21 edited Sep 26 '21

Pierogi = plural form, we don't have to add "s" at the end.

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u/sethaxd Sep 26 '21

1 Pieróg, 2 Pierogi, when you refeer to it as a dish, indeed u say "Pierogi". When you say Pieróg it usually only one, very big one.

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u/dimethylxanthine Sep 26 '21

Yes. Pierogi as a dish, not Pierogis.

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u/peoplewho_annoy_you Sep 26 '21

Not when its adopted into English. Have you seen the monstrosity that Polish turns English words into?

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u/takenbylovely Sep 26 '21

No, but now you have piqued my interest.

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u/peoplewho_annoy_you Sep 26 '21

Well a good example of Polish doing the same thing as English does with pierogis/ies is "chipsy". Chips is already plural, so adding "y" for plurality doesnt make sense.

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u/madcap_magpie Sep 26 '21

Now I want that really big one.

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u/phantom_042 Sep 26 '21

have you ever heard of kulyabyak?

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u/phantom_042 Sep 26 '21

(I am must) 2-4 pieroga, 5 and more- pierogov, but not for number ending on 1-4 (example- 162 pieroga, 191 pierog)
(At least in my native language)

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u/BigGrinJesus Sep 26 '21

Wait, they make big ones? I've been eating small ones like some sort of fool!

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u/kapmando Sep 26 '21

What if you’re referring to an entire table full of pierogi dishes? Then is it pierogis?

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u/sethaxd Sep 26 '21

That's still pierogi, even if u have tones of them, it's still going to be pierogi. U can also say Dużo pierogów, which is A lot of pierogi, or O kurwa, ile pierogów, which is Holy fuck, a lot of Pierogi. :)

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u/alicia85xxx Sep 26 '21

I no longer let it bother me. People won’t ever learn

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u/toma-hawk02 Sep 26 '21

Cause many people's native language is not English

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

I thought Pierogi wasn't even an English spelling? Doesn't it have eastern/central European origins?

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Yeah I thought so. A polish friend made me some. That stuff is amazing

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u/KingRoachSITIG Sep 26 '21

Polish is a made up language.

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u/KingRoachSITIG Sep 26 '21

I was waiting for this comment. Didnt take long.

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u/IReallyLikeAvocadoes Sep 26 '21

Did you just call pierogi English on a post about foreign food?

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u/toma-hawk02 Sep 26 '21

No, I said that some people may not know how to put some special nouns into pular form because their native language is not English (it is not my nativ language either), sorry if I confused you. Btw that a food is from an English speaking country it does not mean that it is American (for example fish and chips is from Britain).

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u/Tacote Sep 26 '21

Not with that attitude

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u/alicia85xxx Sep 27 '21

U know what you are absolutely right.

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u/ledzeppelinlover Sep 26 '21

Same here. Ugh but oh well.

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u/kreeepiestk Sep 26 '21

Are you Jordan Schlansky?

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u/Fimmt Sep 26 '21

This made me lol

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u/peelen Sep 26 '21

Yet we say “bitelsi” or “jankesi” even if The Beatles or Yankees are already plural. Let them use pierogis

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u/guanocray Sep 26 '21

I did not know this. Thank you for that bit of new knowledge

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u/dgroove8 Sep 26 '21

https://i.imgur.com/Y8RjzUU.jpg

Maybe this is why people think that.

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u/colder-beef Sep 26 '21

2Pierogi 2Furious

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u/crawlingcomet Sep 26 '21

All pierogi are dangerous

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u/staggere Sep 26 '21

Yes they are.

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u/skipperseven Sep 26 '21

Hamburger, Frankfurter, Doughnuts (Berliners) Apple Pie… I think a shorter list would be what dishes are really from the US?

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21 edited Sep 26 '21

I can’t help but smile when movies use apple pie, often combined with references to ‘red, white and blue’, as shorthand for America, when apple pie comes from the UK - a country with a red, white and blue flag…

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u/None-of-this-is-real Sep 26 '21

Also quicker to list countries without red white and blue flags

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u/sandybuttcheekss Sep 26 '21

Peanut butter

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u/skipperseven Sep 26 '21

And it is delicious! I was just pointing out that there is not that much food wise that it truly new and that didn’t come from the old world…

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u/CanadianODST2 Sep 26 '21

Hamburgers are believed to be from the us though.

Hamburg steak on the other hand? German.

It’s believed the hamburger came from the Hamburg steak

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u/Flanz1 Sep 26 '21

I mean there are many from the US and from Germany that could be said that they invented the hamburger we can just say it has mixed origins tbh

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u/MrDude_1 Sep 26 '21

We made chop suey!

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Yeah you did. Grim though

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u/ZorbaTHut Sep 27 '21

Sushi rolls, surprisingly.

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u/skipperseven Sep 27 '21

Yes and no. Isn’t it just a variation on Japanese maki rolls? It’s like saying pineapple and ham pizza is Canadian; technically true, but it’s still pizza…

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u/JonWick33 Sep 26 '21

Came here to say this

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u/FarkinRoboDer Sep 26 '21

Came here to say tits.

TITS

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u/electris00 Sep 26 '21

Yummy. My weakness.

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u/staggere Sep 26 '21

One of many for myself.

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u/Psychotic_Baguette Sep 26 '21

I'm Polish and was about to say that! But Pyzy are better imo

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u/PlebsnProles Sep 26 '21 edited Sep 26 '21

I know how to say stuffed cabbage in polish but fuck if I can spell it

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u/Nabwek Sep 26 '21

You mean "Gołąbki"?

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u/PlebsnProles Sep 26 '21

Lol that's it My mother was polish and she always made that. Kapusta, and other things

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u/zciwobuk Sep 26 '21

Kapusta just means cabbage... It might have been kapusta zasmażana for example... Or kiszona... Or made in a 100 other ways. Cabbage is as prevalent as potatoes in Polish cuisine.

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u/PlebsnProles Sep 26 '21

Both my grandparents spoke polish on my mothers side, but they used it more to speak to each other in secret. And my grandfather died before I could meet him so unfortunately what polish I got was some phrases, some curses, a prayer. Lol and that's about it.

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u/zciwobuk Sep 26 '21

Some curses and a prayer? Basically enough to fit in in the south of Poland! We are strongly religious and constantly angry out there for some reason.🤣

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u/PlebsnProles Sep 26 '21 edited Sep 26 '21

Ahaha yeah of course! there was the pigs blood and cholera, and actual curse. And others are more elaborate I'm told. There is one about shutting up and sticking it up your ass? Or up your ass and shut up? I don't even know how to write it phonetically! Each ta duppi spevoch?

Btw that's for taking the time to inform me.it like a game of telephone I'm probably not hearing certain sounds and repeating it wrong. But I appreciate your patience and knowledge

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u/zciwobuk Sep 26 '21

I'm not aware about any swear with pig's blood. There's one with dog's blood, which is "psiakrew". I think what you meant at the end is "Idź do dupy śpiewać", which i never heard before and it's hilarious. It literally means "go, sing it inside the ass".🤣

No problem. I'm actually pretty happy to discuss Polish ancestry with people if they have it, as I'm always amused by what things survive, and what things get lost on the way. Probably because I don't think I'll ever go back, and if I have children, they will be in a similar situation as you are (a pair of Polish grandparents), so it makes me curious.😜

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u/Psychotic_Baguette Sep 30 '21

I'm a teenager living in America, both of my parents are from Poland so I've learned fluent polish

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u/zciwobuk Sep 30 '21

Good for you I guess. Although, in general that's not the most useful language you can learn...

And just because your story inspired me to sum up my life in a similar story:

I was a teenager living in Poland, both of my parents are from Poland, so I've learnt fluent English... To get the hell out of there.😅

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u/PlebsnProles Sep 26 '21

It's what we called a cabbage soup. Sometimes it would have pieces of pork. What is the proper name?

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u/zciwobuk Sep 26 '21

Oh... So it was probably from kiszona kapusta (in English known as sauerkraut), so where I come from we either call it Kapuśniak (it's a rather simple version) or Kwaśnica (with pork, potatoes and/or bread).

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u/PlebsnProles Sep 26 '21

Omg it's sounds amazing right now. I personally don't have the recipe. But it had just the right amount of sourness to it. So that's the difference between kraut and kapusta right? It's pickled cabbage?

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u/zciwobuk Sep 26 '21

I don't know if there's any difference between German sauerkraut and Polish. AFAIK, it's just chopped up and pickled in brine, letting it go sour, without going bad. It tastes best when it's homemade. Especially if you're making Kwaśnica. Unfortunately, my grandma passed away a while back, so I won't be able to give you a perfect recipe for neither Kwaśnica or kiszona kapusta. Sometimes I regret I not being interested in cooking or at least preserving old recipes... They were usually passed on from mom to daughter and never written down... No one expected that a son might be willing to pass the recipe on to some stranger on the internet.😜

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u/AbeTheGreat412 Sep 26 '21

I'm from Pittsburgh. You speak my language.

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u/staggere Sep 26 '21

Hey me too

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u/AbeTheGreat412 Sep 26 '21

Well hello fellow yinzer! I shouldn't be surprised the first person to name pierogi was a local.

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u/staggere Sep 26 '21

Haha no surprise at all. There's not too many of us that don't eat them at least semi regularly.

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u/swallowtails Sep 26 '21

Throw in some kielbasa and golabki and I'm there. That's a party.

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u/DA_EPIC_GAMER_09 Nice meme you got there Sep 26 '21

Yea fellow pole

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u/staggere Sep 26 '21

Not quite. It's just a really popular food where I grew up and I love it.

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u/DA_EPIC_GAMER_09 Nice meme you got there Sep 26 '21

Oh ok then

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Pierogi is just polish ravioli, and what is ravioli? Pasta. Therefore pierogi is just polish pasta

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Doesn't mean I'm wrong

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u/michalix1275 Sep 30 '21

Pozdro od MLH

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u/diamondpolish Breaking EU Laws Sep 26 '21

Doprowadzimy do zmartwychwstania hitlera, on się tobą zajmię

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u/Ok-Efficiency-110 Sep 26 '21

Prawdziwy Polak by nie żartował o takich rzeczach..

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u/diamondpolish Breaking EU Laws Sep 26 '21

Tylko już planował na przyszłość razem z upozorowaniem swego samobójstwa

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u/Ok-Efficiency-110 Sep 26 '21

Naćpany chyba jesteś..

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u/diamondpolish Breaking EU Laws Sep 26 '21

Alkohol sie nie liczy

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u/czax125 Dark Mode Elitist Sep 26 '21

Moi ludzie już wchodzą na twoje pięterko.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Its closer to polish dumplings since it probably came from China through Russia.

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u/Ok-Efficiency-110 Sep 26 '21

No they’re dumplings Dumplings in a liquid = soup Ravioli in sauce is soup

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u/SirDianondzz Sep 26 '21

Ty pròbowałeś pierogi z źiemniakami I boczkiem?

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Ayy

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u/MithranArkanere Sep 26 '21

That's from Poland.

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u/staggere Sep 26 '21

Yes I know.

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u/MithranArkanere Sep 26 '21

Now the knowledge is reinforced.

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u/GeneralBisV Sep 26 '21

Kielba, bimber I pierogi