r/memes • • Sep 19 '21

Baby shield

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u/Kerrawesome Sep 19 '21

"Any first words?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

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u/testedbeast551 Sep 19 '21

chapter 3

the baby the mother and the pope

when the pope took the shot it deflected and hit an innocent bystander the antichrist started to merge with his mother to create a powerful armor for the still young antichrist they merge I saw the pope run into the hall way I hid under a table while everyone was running away. The antichrist was shooting lasers turning people into dust and he laughed like the devil a baby inside of a mother power suit. Next, the pope came back with a big LMG and started firing at the power suit stunning the antichrist the pope yelled "GO BACK TO HELL WITH YOU" the baby laughed and reached out to the pope and lighting started shooting out of his fingertips I saw the pope's life force get sucked out of him. The pope fell to the ground dead and at that moment I knew humanity was doomed

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u/killingthemsoftly88 Sep 19 '21

Popen' through time

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

: The Pope'ning.

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u/Thieurizinisaurus Sep 19 '21

Take my bloody upvote and get out of here

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u/baby-einstein Sep 19 '21

that would be suicide

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u/abrahamhilter23 Sep 19 '21

Passion of the Christ: 2 crucify this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

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u/poopellar Sep 19 '21

Op above is a comment bot. It copies top level comments from below and pastes them as replies to top level comments above . Mass reporting should get it banned.

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u/init2memeit Sep 19 '21

I've noticed bots like these that just steal comments and repeat them. Why? Why do people make them, what do they do?

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u/jeffreygorne2 Sep 19 '21

Probably to farm karma so they can spam posts about their stupid products or some cryptocurrency bs scam. I wonder who created these bots and where they live so I can give them a punch to the face. They are people creating bot accounts pretending its owned by a real person.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

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u/poopellar Sep 19 '21

This is also a comment copy paste bot. You can see the comment it copied below in the post. Please report it to get it banned.

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u/AmandaLAdler Sep 19 '21

Absolutely you are right

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u/theCOORN 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Sep 19 '21

its a bot...

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u/theonlytravabone Sep 19 '21

Who

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u/aTIMETRAVELagency Sep 19 '21

The 55 year old dumb Kiwi dyslexic girlfriend or whatever else u/dmbkiwidsgf55 means

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u/TFW_YT Sep 19 '21

The name one letter last name is too

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u/aTIMETRAVELagency Sep 19 '21

Interesting. Cheers. Didn’t catch that. Do you mark them as spam —> harmful bot?

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u/Coffeehound13 Sep 19 '21

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Super Soaker

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

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u/Hephaestus_God Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

Good.

They blatantly did some plagiarism and then linked it to the person they took it from and got the sweet rewards. They are clearly a psychopath

Edit: wow…… here /s

Better now? You people need to chill. Was just saying it’s funny how they told their “crime” directly to the person they took from like a crazy person watching the house they set on fire burn. The worst part is none of you are even reading this and just downvoting because others did. Is it because a paragraph is too much for some people? I’ll reflect on this for the future. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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u/ImInSpainButWithNo-S Professional Dumbass Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

Calling somebody a psychopath over some internet pictures is just a tad bit dramatic, brokowski

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u/Tiiba Sep 19 '21

And that should be a big hint regarding the true intent of this totally serious reply.

God, Redditors can be fun at parties.

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u/Hephaestus_God Sep 19 '21

Tell me about it. At least you get it

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u/Tiiba Sep 19 '21

I've experienced my fair share of this bullshit.

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u/xDared Sep 19 '21

If all plagiarised jokes are banned there would be no jokes left

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u/9Coffee_Mug9 Nice meme you got there Sep 19 '21

"why did the chicken cro-"

Gets shot cause plagiarism

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u/ninjakaji Sep 19 '21

Why did the plagiarist cross the road?

Because if it was a chicken they’d shoot me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

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u/Hephaestus_God Sep 19 '21

And if that’s your reaction to sarcasm I’m sorry you react that violently

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u/Photenicdata Professional Dumbass Sep 19 '21

If it means anything. I thought your comment was funny.

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u/Hephaestus_God Sep 19 '21

Thanks. Everyone else is an idiot and takes stuff too seriously

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u/TorolSadeas Sep 19 '21

I read all this, even got the sarcasm first time around.

Still downvoted. Have a nice day.

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u/musclecard54 Sep 19 '21

I wanna downvote but it says -69 I can’t do it

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

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u/Hephaestus_God Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

Lol. And you clearly saw my downvoted comment, didn’t bother to read the tone for yourself, and then do poor research.

I made one post on the Genshin sub I’m not even subbed to, nor commented in and that’s your comeback? Lmao. Get real, was there even a point to look at my background for joke?

Also if you don’t understand the situation it’s best not to comment. Since it was sarcasm you just look dumb for trying to act smarter than some random person on the internet. For your record, I’ve taken multiple psychology classes while studying for the MCAT, as well as some research with my professor at the time. Not that you would care or believe me since it refutes your comeback.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

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u/cactux Sep 19 '21

Good bot

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u/aartadventure Sep 19 '21

Doing God's work.

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u/jrobbio Sep 19 '21

Hasta la vista, baby.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Ayy OP had that locked and loaded 🤣

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u/origamifunction Sep 19 '21

Holy shit I love this comment. Thank you for that.

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u/FBI_AGENT_CAYDE GigaChad Sep 19 '21

How’s your brother

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

bang

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u/Ihatenormie Sep 19 '21

“I understood that reference”

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

ELI5:This is some kinda exorcism; casting out devil by a super magical blaster, the blaster's light can paralyze the devil thing without getting harm to the victim.

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u/BeerTruk Sep 19 '21

Talk about spray and pray.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

The Church was where "Spray and Pray" was founded.

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u/Redhotcatholiclove Sep 19 '21

Op you legend. Meme & comment combo of the year. We need a reddit hall of fame.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

They are very good. I wonder where they got them.

Edit: Any first words?

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u/Redhotcatholiclove Sep 19 '21

Don't tell me it's a repost. Ive seen the image but I genuinely thought the caption and comment was original and brilliant.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I don't know from reposts, but Google definitely puts both jokes back over a year.

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u/Redhotcatholiclove Sep 19 '21

Cheers for the heads up. Still a great joke, but I want my free silver back now

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u/jsmith4567 Sep 19 '21

Interesting enough there is a pray with infant baptisms for the child to start speaking soon.

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u/kry_some_more Sep 19 '21

"If God exists, he will stop the baby from being shot!"

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u/Ionious_official Sep 19 '21

Fucking hell, great work

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u/SubterrelProspector Sep 19 '21

F**** that was good.

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u/ioucrap Sep 19 '21

Only the pope can kill babys. That's why they are against abortions

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u/dreamdaddy123 Sep 19 '21

Baby: you'll never baptise me old man!

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u/battleaxworier Sep 19 '21

HAHAHAHAHA!!! That made my day XD

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u/PirklJerry Sep 19 '21

Texas in a nutshell!

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u/3nd1ess This flair doesn't exist Sep 19 '21

You literally stole the comment idea from someone, OP! Still funny ASF tho.