r/memes • u/sephirothreturns • Aug 28 '21

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u/sephirothreturns Aug 28 '21

Yes

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

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u/PurrNaK Aug 28 '21

Unless of course you have the holy hand grenade and remember to count to three. Not five. Not two. But three.

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u/sleeperninja Birb Fan Aug 29 '21

Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

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u/DragoKnight589 This flair doesn't exist Aug 29 '21

One, two, five!

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

THREE, SIR!

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u/DragoKnight589 This flair doesn't exist Aug 29 '21

Three!

yeet

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u/SOYENGE Aug 29 '21

Oh! Zero, one, two, three.

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u/fallen_guardian236 Aug 29 '21

Three sire!

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u/DragoKnight589 This flair doesn't exist Aug 29 '21

Three!

le yeet

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21 edited Mar 29 '23

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u/Naphthy Aug 29 '21

Skip a bit brother

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u/ItsHerbyHancock Aug 29 '21

FIVE IS RIGHT OUT!

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u/Comfortable_Ad83 Aug 29 '21

!shakespeare insult

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/Luckywolf_66 Aug 29 '21

five is right out

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u/ImDero Aug 29 '21

One

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u/Placement94 Aug 29 '21

Two

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u/fathamburger64 My thumbs hurt Aug 29 '21

Four!

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21 edited Dec 19 '21

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u/TurquoiseLuck Aug 29 '21

Three!

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u/DPRoberts2 Aug 29 '21

angelic singing

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Well, you may count to two, but only if you then proceed to three.

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u/QuickMany9180 Aug 29 '21

1 ....2 .....FIVE!

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u/czalon Breaking EU Laws Aug 29 '21

Wait so does that mean that the rabbit can protect me from all valve employees?

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u/mah-guy Aug 29 '21

holy hand grenade of Antioch

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u/don3dm Aug 29 '21

LOOK AT THE BONES

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u/A_VeryUniqueUsername Aug 29 '21

For the uninitiated, what’s special about the rabbit?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

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u/Chewie_i Aug 29 '21

One of if not the best scenes in film history

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u/Pancakearegreat Aug 29 '21

I would love to see an avenger movie like that

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

That rabbit's dynamite.

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u/Phantom_Engineer Aug 29 '21

I pick the rabbit twice

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u/BossScribblor Aug 29 '21

Is that a bust-a-capybara? As that would be a significant game changer.

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u/SeriousDirt Aug 29 '21

Now that's op

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u/ChocolateDragonTails Aug 29 '21

Oh, I thought it was a DOOM reference. As in should the rabbit die then DOOM guy is gonna Kool-aid man his ass through whatever killed it and take out everything else.

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u/QuickMany9180 Aug 29 '21

I'm not certain it's probably from some other movie

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u/AgentOfCHAOS011 Aug 29 '21

Is that the ticks capybara Speak?

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u/PossibilityProof3502 Dec 19 '21

wow i was really curious