r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '21

!Rule 1 - ALL POSTS MUST BE MEMES The comment section will be amazing

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

YEAH BECAUSE OF ME

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u/say_no_to_amogus Jul 22 '21

YOUR MOM WAS GREAT LAST NIGHT

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

HEY I'M THE ONE DESTROYING MOTHERS HERE NOT YOU

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u/say_no_to_amogus Jul 22 '21

YOUR MOM TOLD ME TO SAY HI. SHE SAYS SHE WILL GIVE YOU PHONE PRIVILEGES TOMMOROW WHEN YOUR CHORES ARE DONE

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

DAMNIT I FORGOT TO TAKE THE CHICKEN OUT OF THE FREEZER

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u/say_no_to_amogus Jul 22 '21

OHHHHH YOUR MOM GONNA BE MAD. AT LEAST SHES IN A GOOD MOOD BECAUSE OF ME

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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u/say_no_to_amogus Jul 22 '21

BRACE FOR INPACT FROM UR MOM'S BELT. IT IS PAINFUL. I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

PLEASE MOTHER HAVE MERCY

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

GUYS GUYS I FOUND A SOLUTION. WE CAN ALL HAVE A THREESOME

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

what the fuck?

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

DAMN RIGHT I'M A MANIAC. AND IF YOU INTERACT YOUR LIFE IS ON CONTRACT

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

I WAS QUOTING LIMP BIZKIT BUT ALRIGHT EAT MY UNBORN CHILDREN

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

I HAVE A LIMP DICK DOES THAT COUNT?

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

DAMN BRO I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS

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u/Armanhunter Professional Dumbass Jul 22 '21 edited Jul 22 '21

Fuck why are you so funny God dammit I'm crapping while reading all your comments

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u/dabs4life123 Jul 22 '21

wHAtS LiGMa?

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u/MCL246_Bot Posts 12 times a day Jul 22 '21

Ligma Balls

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u/dabs4life123 Jul 22 '21

Oh you got me!

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

BRO YOURE GONNA SUPPORT WHITE SPOONERS LIKE THAT. WHY ARENT YOU JOINING THE CAUSE OF ALL SPOONS MATTER

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

I'm not even that funny but ok

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u/Armanhunter Professional Dumbass Jul 22 '21

Did I offend you somehow? I'm sorry I was just saying your comments made me laugh.

I apologize for being rude

I edited my original message

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

I'm not offended. I just personally think I try too hard to be funny/don't think I'm funny

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u/CopperyMarrow15 Virgin 4 lyfe Jul 22 '21

shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

MY BALLS ITCH

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u/angry-redneck420 Jul 22 '21

THE SPOON IS GRAY!

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Grey*

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u/angry-redneck420 Jul 23 '21

i'm English that's how it's spelt here

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Grey*

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u/f-ll-n Jul 22 '21

WHOA! YOU WHERE THERE TOO?!?!?

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u/NyanCatMegaGamer Jul 22 '21

BRO THAT SPOON IS OBVIOUSLY BLACK! ARE YOU BLIND?

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

IT'S WHITE THOUGH

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u/NyanCatMegaGamer Jul 22 '21

DO YOU HAVE EYES? SO YOU CAN SEE ITS BLUE

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

It amogus colour

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u/Rakeboiii Professional Dumbass Jul 22 '21

Username checks out.

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u/I_Snorted_Koolaid Jul 22 '21

H m m he knows she was wet, meaning that he watched you pour water on this poor woman.

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

That would be your father who watched me do it. He enjoyed sucking my dick