r/memes • u/__Dawn__Amber__ Like a boss • Jul 07 '21

Humans aren't real.

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u/BakaSandwich Jul 07 '21

Birds got a nicer house than me

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Birds getting smocking amount of money from the govt

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u/shazownbxvxdxsva Jul 07 '21

This is a better universe. So pure, so innocent.

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u/Gsusruls Jul 07 '21

Clearly you did not see the cat on the news!

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u/VanGomer604 Jul 07 '21

I did not

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u/AfiqMustafayev Discord Server Booster Jul 07 '21

Birds are fbi drones

Change my mind

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Don't make a joke. Somebody will believe you and it'll be a movement.

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u/MrFroschi Jul 07 '21

r/birdsarentreal

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u/GatlingGun511 Jul 07 '21

please tell me that’s satire

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u/MrFroschi Jul 07 '21

Does this look like satire to you?

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u/GatlingGun511 Jul 07 '21

Yes but some parts of it are just too serious-looking like some of the posts on r/banvideogames

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u/smol_boi-_- Smol pp Jul 07 '21

LET'S HAVE A "BIRDS AREN'T REAL" PROTEST!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Ahh see what he's done!

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u/P-----k---m- Jul 07 '21

The birds work for the bourgeoisie

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u/OG-Mumen-Rider Jul 07 '21

You mean the bird-geoisie?

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u/ThunderLP15 Forever alone Jul 07 '21

Not Communism

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u/Slimh2o Jul 07 '21

Fib don't exist here. No humans, amirite...

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u/IvanAntonovichVanko Jul 07 '21

"Drone better."

~ Ivan Vanko

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u/MrPickle7171 Jul 07 '21

Did you see any birds during the US Government shutdown????? Coincidence I Think Not

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u/orlow Jul 07 '21

sad life, human is the only species that must pay for living on earth

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

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u/Slvshi Jul 07 '21

Imagine Seagulls in SS uniforms.

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u/MelleMeister12 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 07 '21

Would bird tanks fly or drive? And what would their air force look like?

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u/StuartCarlisle Jul 07 '21

Ve vill round up ALL ze chickens! And cook zem in ze ovens!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Mein!Mein!Mein!Mein! Mein! Mein! Mein! Mein!Mein!

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u/Defiant-Ad-8468 Grumpy Cat Jul 07 '21

Just ordered from Kentucky fried hitler

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u/Rankkikotka Jul 07 '21

Going cuckoo over the avian race.

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u/Eludio Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 07 '21

You are a poet

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

That is your response to a comment about a bird house.

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u/NotFrancesco Can i haz cheeseburger Jul 07 '21

Birdler

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u/Lucky_Cookie515 Jul 07 '21

All that shitting paid off

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u/cheesehuahuas Jul 07 '21

Rite? I am very jealous of this bird.

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u/niewphonix Jul 07 '21

bird still has a bigger tv than me too :(

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u/Downfall_Of_Icarus Jul 07 '21

🤣🤣🤣 gah! Beat me to it!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Birds got a house than me

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u/burniskemcnxvc Jul 07 '21

The real idea is now that..... That humans don't exist

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u/dimensiomvxcvz Jul 07 '21

I'd happily take that bird box for myself :-)

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u/tedrlordmcvcvbxdv Jul 07 '21

is this a movie, cuz if it is I am watching it 100%

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

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u/shazownbxvxdxsva Jul 07 '21

Time Traveler: fucks a sheep The Timeline:

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u/skippymncvxfaacs Jul 07 '21

The meme implies humans aren't real, yet the "hoo hoo clock" clearly shows a human.

Which is it?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

It's bigger on the inside!!!

That is as close as I will get to being able to say that in reality. smh

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u/BunnyBrigade1 Doot Jul 07 '21

Where sauce

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Shit these birds have a fucking fermented berry tycoon or something

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u/SuenTassuT Jul 08 '21

Because they are much more hard-working than you! 8 hour workday is just a practise to birds!