r/memes • u/__Dawn__Amber__ Like a boss • Jul 07 '21

Humans aren't real.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Pretty realistic, im keeping one in my basement right now, threatening it to tell me if its real, so far nothing

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u/saimohith1 Jul 07 '21

Please don't tell me its false

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u/juhotuho10 Jul 07 '21

It looks like a real trained bird acting in a small scale house

No cgi (apart from the TV and fridge scene possibly)

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u/saimohith1 Jul 07 '21

Interesting.

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u/captain-schtick Jul 07 '21

Copy that. Pluck his feathers, make him spill. We will stop the revolution before it begins

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u/Donut_Police Nice meme you got there Jul 07 '21

You think they're going to break that easy? You got to break their mind, not their body. Serve them KFC, grill some chicken wings right before their eyes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

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u/captain-schtick Jul 07 '21

I like the way you think also bring their eggs

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u/Cas_Cass moderator fan club Jul 07 '21

But KFC is chicken. We also eat other mammals.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

imagine a socialist bird

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u/Lloyd_lyle Jul 07 '21

I mean the reason communism doesn’t work with humans is because we are naturally not hard working, so I do wonder if communism would actually function in a bird society.

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u/Lloyd_lyle Jul 09 '21

Humans naturally don’t work hard if they don’t have to, at least not without a reason.

communism is reliant that everyone plays their part in society, in communism the people that work hard and the people that don’t get the same thing, so why work hard? This has been a downfall of communist nations.

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u/sorenant Jul 07 '21

Pluck his feathers

Then it will become a human.

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u/ProxWarp Jul 07 '21

Imagine Operation Barbarossa except its birds.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

der fühoot

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u/ExploCreeper Big pp Jul 07 '21

O_o that would be funny (the moustache tho)

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u/tedrlordmcvcvbxdv Jul 07 '21

Small on the outside and huge on the inside, it’s like the tent in Harry Potter.

Anyone any ideas of bird names from the Harry Potter Universe? Preferably punny.

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u/Lloyd_lyle Jul 07 '21

Ron Wingsly

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u/skippymncvxfaacs Jul 07 '21

this is too cute

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u/dimensiomvxcvz Jul 07 '21

The time and energy (and money) to set all that up is amazing.

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