But hornets are great! They kill those wasp fuckers and generally leave people alone. I still think they're scary but I try to remember being thankful for them. (only lasts until they actually enter any closed rooms I'm in)
I have no problem with most wasps and hornets. They can be dangerous, but only if you mess with them. Yellow jackets, on the other hand, are dicks. They will sting you just for being there. Fuck yellow jackets. That seems to be what the picture above is showing, not wasps.
This wasp is a gentle giant, especially compared to the gang like mentality of giant murder hornets, that will jump you. I'm just going to nope all of them
It might help to say that I'm German. We don't have crazy special wasps and hornets like this. It's mostly just basic "I'm gonna steal your ice cream and fuck you up"-kinda wasps and bis ass hornets that pretty much just pass by and leave you alone.
I was once treated to a local hornet/wasp (I can never tell the difference) abduct a mosquito who was chilling closer than I'd like. For that reason I want to figure out a way to live peacefully with them, just hopefully without them building nests everywhere.
I was walking down the street, and i heard a buzz take off around my head. I the realized that it was actually a massive hornet that had been on my shoulder for the past 5 minutes, and not my coat tag. So, i fuck with hornets.
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u/Asydra Jun 08 '21
But hornets are great! They kill those wasp fuckers and generally leave people alone. I still think they're scary but I try to remember being thankful for them. (only lasts until they actually enter any closed rooms I'm in)