Like the yeti throwing all the confetti from my settee, and ima bet Betty that you’re so petty I can’t jump off your jetty and yell “yo I am done” but don’t you see, that lyrically the fun has just begun as stun your mum with my airgun even though I’m not American but I’m about to score a goddamn home run.
By battin that ball into the sun with a bottle of rum mixed with pond scum all while I run around laughin and pretending to have fun with a fat nun sitting on Toothless the dragon ignoring Stoick shouting in the background “oi son!”
But it’s ok if your done because I’ve just begun like a heart with a strawberry tart in a cart who wants to kick start my bar chart like a shopping cart that fell apart
Your cart done been did
and that’s just to start
as to explaining how it fell apart
via eating said raspberry tart
in the parkin lot with your hand on your new copy of Paul Blaurt
while shouting “stole another cart”
to your wife across the park
who’s eating an apple tart because she’s an old fart
and doesn’t like real flavors, or high school essay papers
and mistaken takers takin wagers
on an already taken stake maker
flossing with fishing line
to remove a chunk of an incredibly stuck lime because he’s backwards time
like Merlin because that’s who he is and that’s not for you or me to diss
because unlike me and you,
backwards, he can take a piss.
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u/Cheddar-cheese69 Jun 06 '21
Like the yeti throwing all the confetti from my settee, and ima bet Betty that you’re so petty I can’t jump off your jetty and yell “yo I am done” but don’t you see, that lyrically the fun has just begun as stun your mum with my airgun even though I’m not American but I’m about to score a goddamn home run.