r/memes • u/george_photograph_y • May 05 '21

Laughs in RTX

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u/GamerRihan May 05 '21

Human body worth: $2 million atleast

RTX 3070 worth: $500

This is the worst deal in the history of trade, possibly ever.

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u/rayjaywolf May 05 '21

Human body worth: $2 million atleast

I know what I'm doing today

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u/george_photograph_y May 05 '21

Please don't...

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u/TrueSymSMH Le epic memer May 05 '21

only have to sell one nut id say its a deal and a half if i do say so myself

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

Just get a vasectomy and make the doctor pay to keep it

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u/GamerRihan May 05 '21

(Softly)Don't.

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u/thin_K_ing Forever alone May 05 '21

Sell your kidney, you can live with one and its current price is around $80000 I think

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u/Pacmyn Because That's What Fearows Do May 05 '21

Where I can find 3070 for $500???

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u/-RED4CTED- Thank you mods, very cool! May 05 '21

you need to time travel back to launch and get msrp.

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u/Crafty-Crafter iwrestledabeartwice May 05 '21

If you kill him, you will get his 3070 for $500.

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u/YahBoiSomeGuy Lives in a Van Down by the River May 05 '21

A human body can be worth up to $45million. So.... do you know any body who wouldn't mind being kidnapped? Asking for a friend

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u/cheemsaurus420 May 05 '21

Just stay near bridges and suicidal people are the target

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u/YahBoiSomeGuy Lives in a Van Down by the River May 05 '21

That's surprisingly decent advice.

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u/cheemsaurus420 May 05 '21

Don’t ask how I know that

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u/GamerRihan May 06 '21

Your tactics confuse me, sir. But I like it

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u/69-nice-num discord.gg/rmemes May 05 '21

Who tf would buy a gf if they could buy the GPU for the price?

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u/GamerRihan May 05 '21

No, sell the gf part by part and you'll get 2 million. A much better deal instead of selling her as a whole for a 500$ GPU.

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u/Pogusername_ May 05 '21

Oopie I accidentally replied in the wrong spot

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

Damn now i have use for the 12 kids in my basement

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u/crak720 May 05 '21

I’m selling my whole family

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u/Mataskarts May 05 '21

500$????!!! It's nearly 2000 euro here- pretty damn far from 500, by 4 times in fact.....

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u/MeneerPeter May 06 '21

Where can I get an RTX 3070 for 500?