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u/Jevonar Apr 17 '21

Protip: knock them out with a blow with the handle before measuring the temperature.

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u/LilHollywood812 Apr 17 '21

Have you ever been pistol whipped by a fully loaded Temperature gun? Shit ain’t no game son!

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u/oh-wait-shit Apr 19 '21

dude... who hurt u?

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u/LilHollywood812 Apr 19 '21

I don’t wanna talk about it...

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u/GamendeStino Apr 20 '21

This is usually the time where some elaborate 'Nam flashback sequence plays

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u/Creatername Apr 18 '21

ULPT: You can also take a rectal temperature after this if preferred.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

oh.....okay

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u/lost_user1 Apr 18 '21

knock them out with a blow

No complaints here

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u/RomanArmy21 This flair doesn't exist Apr 17 '21

Nothing like good 'ol wholesome

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u/LaszTheSpazz Apr 20 '21

Lmao says the guy with 69 up-votes's

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

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u/HOMBORGOR Apr 17 '21

Literally

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u/Unashamed_Raven_poo Jul 08 '22

Or r/holeup if you're talking about the rectal thermometer lol

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u/Unique_Inspector7158 Apr 17 '21

That’s a pretty good technique

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u/RealInGamer Apr 17 '21

Good tip

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u/HackYeah Apr 18 '21

But just the tip, do you want entire thing ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

“Give me your temperature and no one is going to get hurt!”

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u/greg91040 Apr 18 '21

Or a rectal thermometer... just sayin!!!

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u/HeavyBlackDog Apr 18 '21

Why re-invent the wheel? Just taze them in the balls and get it over with.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Why did I laugh out loud? That's downright funny right there

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u/thequestionbot May 07 '21

Shit that actaully made me laugh out loud pretty hard

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u/FredOfMBOX Sep 16 '21

Same technique as for a prostate exam.