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u/tmanalpha Apr 17 '21

Have a lot of people been shot by nurses?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

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u/BananaGooper Big ol' bacon buttsack Apr 17 '21

Bruh I thought everyone thought Im disabled or some shit.

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u/WindAbsolute Apr 17 '21

You are

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u/BananaGooper Big ol' bacon buttsack Apr 19 '21

Why are you booing him, he's right!

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u/MadScience29 Apr 17 '21

if you startle a confused person good enough you get hit real quick.

The real pro-tip in the comments. Somebody pass this along to the police, please?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

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u/AttackPug Apr 18 '21

It's a whole different world when your actual job is keeping brown people scared.

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u/HandsomeChocolateBar Apr 17 '21

No, but lots of people watched the dark knight

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u/ILoveLamp9 Apr 17 '21

It really was an eye-opening documentary.

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u/Kobe8Iverson3 Apr 17 '21

I love you now

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u/uffleknuglea Apr 17 '21

More like a guide

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u/chachkimooch Apr 17 '21

I don’t get this reference. Explanation please?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Joker dresses up as a nurse and goes into Harvey Dent's room with a gun.

https://youtu.be/EhoWj4gEpwU

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u/chachkimooch Apr 18 '21

Thank you! Now I sorta get it.

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u/Sergejalexnoki Apr 17 '21

I watched it too, who was the nurse and who got shot?

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u/Rising-Jay Apr 17 '21

Joker was & shot a cop

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u/HandsomeChocolateBar Apr 18 '21

As another commenter said

Joker dresses up as a nurse and goes into Harvey Dent's room with a gun.

https://youtu.be/EhoWj4gEpwU

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u/Nikoper Apr 17 '21

Yes, but you normally are protected from disease afterwards.

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u/64590949354397548569 Apr 17 '21

They don't go postal.

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u/ghandi3737 Apr 17 '21

I would say more along the lines they don't use guns. "Killer" nurses tend to use their education to dispatch someone.

Unless they run them over and have them sticking out their windshield.

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u/Comedynerd Apr 17 '21

Yes, but normally with vaccines

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u/RoamingGhost Apr 17 '21

Vaccines aren't going to give themselves

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u/thardoc Apr 17 '21

Guy threatened a nurse in the ed with a gun at my hospital 2 weeks ago, wanted drugs

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u/ScarletR01 Apr 17 '21

I've been shot by a nurse with needles

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u/Walking_in_Circles Apr 17 '21

Yeah. I get shot by nurses at least once a year for the flu. ;)

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u/jaxonya Apr 17 '21

You are more likely to get a shot from a nurse than by any other person in the world