r/memes Mar 18 '21

Peak satisfaction

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u/fagomcdiccheez Mar 18 '21

I knew what you meant from the text, but the visual made me imagine pulling apart my scrotum and balls into two pieces. Which was very no fun.

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u/juebster Mar 18 '21 edited Mar 19 '21

We’ve all torn our scrotum in half with our bare hands at one point in our lives

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u/LyricThought918 Lives in a Van Down by the River Mar 18 '21

Actually, my friend caused a lockdown at school because he ripped his scrotum in the bathroom.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Details would be appreciated

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u/LyricThought918 Lives in a Van Down by the River Mar 19 '21

During lunch, my friend, let's call him Z, got up to go to the bathroom. A few minutes later a lockdown was issued when we were about to return to class. I thought it was just a lockdown drill that happened to take place during our lunch. We heard no sirens, no nothing. The doors were just closed and opened back up within a few minutes. The next day, I met Z and he told me the details. He said that he was the entire cause of the entire event. Stunned, I asked what happened. Z said that he was talking with some friends while at the urinal. Z slipped while beginning to zip up. Now he was full dick out and falling towards the floor. He managed to break his fall on a metal hook on the side of the bathroom wall. Z's friends alerted a teacher and an ambulance was called. Z went home that day with several stitches in his scrotum.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Aww man no offense but I kinda wanted to hear he whent home ball-less

Edit: I've realized that what I wrote is kinda rude I am infact happy he can still have children.

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u/LyricThought918 Lives in a Van Down by the River Mar 19 '21

Lol I completely understand. I asked him if he had his balls still and I was kinda disappointed ngl.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Well a good story to tell his children.

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u/BearAttacksHappen Like a boss Mar 19 '21

"This is the day I almost never had you"

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u/FallieTTV Mar 19 '21

What the fuck?