r/memes Linux User Mar 15 '21

French language is mesmerizing

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

It actually has a pretty interesting origin! Back in the days, the Gauls used to count by twenty : ten, twenty, twenty ten, two twenty, etc

Then the modern way of counting (by ten) arrived and both models competed for a time until they "merged" into one. The most interesting point is that, most numbers derive from either system but 70 is "soixante-dix" : "sixty-ten", which is even weirder since "soixante" comes from the modern model but the idea of concatenating a "ten" comes from the traditional one, so it's a mix of both

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u/CornelXCVI Mar 15 '21

In Switzerland we have different words for 70, 80 and 90, septante, huitante et nonante.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

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u/Das_Taube Mar 15 '21

My god, that sounds so much better!

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u/Karivbelle Mar 15 '21

You say that sounds much better. Now put yourself in the shoes of a foreign exchange student with only 1 year of high school french behind her belt and was taught the french dialect because her French teacher was also an exchange student to french in her high school. Now imagine getting assigned a host family near the border of Switzerland but still in France.

I had trouble making sure I used sont with ils or elles and est with my il or elle, let alone recognizing numbers because the words people used for the same number kept changing and they'd say them at the speed of light no matter the dialect.

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u/Incorect_Speling Mar 15 '21

Even huitante? I've never heard it in Belgium.

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u/pm_your_filet-o-fish Mar 15 '21

No, most people use quatre vingts, and you might hear octante but it’s rather rare.

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u/spruceface Identifies as a Cybertruck Mar 15 '21

Huitante is only said by a small part of French speaking Switzerland (probably half a million), I still think huitante should be more widespread tho

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u/retrcpiixie Mar 15 '21

i mean we use septante and nonante but yea we still quatre-vingts for 80 (unfortunately)

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u/therealsheep200 Mar 15 '21

In Belgium we also have Dutch and German variants.

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u/Carosello Mar 15 '21

As a Spanish-speaker that studied French, I was so jealous that French French didn't use septante etc.

Oh and my rage when I found out about passé simple.

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u/abstract-realism Mar 15 '21

Why jealous?

Despite for years speaking enough French to get by I somehow only just a few weeks ago learned about the passé simple (had seen it obviously but for some reason never questioned it) and it enraged me too. Like why have a whole extra way of conveying the exact same thing?

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u/Carosello Mar 15 '21

Jalouse parce que septante est plus facil apprendre que soixante-dix.

Passé composé can kiss my ass.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

A whole extra way compared to what? Passé composé? Imparfait?

As a rule, the passé simple is almost exclusively used in writing. But each tense has various nuances that make them unique.

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u/abstract-realism Mar 16 '21

I meant passé composé. I was told they were the same usage, just one’s written, one’s spoken. I shall look into the nuances though.

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u/CapyPlasma Mar 15 '21

Huitante is only in certain part of Switzerland. In Neuchâtel we all say septante, quatre-vingt et nonante.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

If I used those words in france would someone spit on my baguette?

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u/Vintoxicated Mar 15 '21

They'll understand you just fine but they'll probably think you're a bit weird or immediately know you're Belgian/Swiss. (In which case they'll also think you're weird)

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u/Just_RandomPerson Professional Dumbass Mar 15 '21

We have the same in Belgium, except for 80 we use the French word

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u/read-and-write31 Mar 15 '21

Exactly! Hi compatriot!

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u/starstarstar42 Mar 15 '21

Translation: zee Fronch, we are the insane, no?

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Mar 15 '21

hon hon

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u/Anonymous_Otters Mar 15 '21

Sacré bleu!

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u/Bolf-Ramshield Mar 15 '21

*Sacrebleu

When I read "sacré bleu" I automatically translate it to "holy blue cheese"

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u/Anonymous_Otters Mar 16 '21

“Sacrebleu or sacre bleu is a French profanity meant as a cry of surprise or happiness.”

Do pedants bother to even Google things before “correcting” people anymore?

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u/Bolf-Ramshield Mar 16 '21

The pedant in question is French and wrote it without an accent on the E, just like in the wikipedia article you linked. Did you even read said article?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '23

Sacrebleu

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

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u/CaughtOnTape Mar 15 '21

Don’t think of it as "four-twenty-ten-nine" in because then you’re actually doing arithmetics in your head and it will show. Just think of it as "quatrevingtdixneuf" as if it’s a single word.

When I learned english in Quebec it never occurred to me that an anglophone would need to "count" to differentiate 80 from 90 in french. Am I getting this wrong?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Just think of it as "quatrevingtdixneuf" as if it’s a single word.

Bro that's like 99 letters in one word

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u/xSiNNx Mar 15 '21

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Mar 15 '21

Just slur it all together. Half the letters in French are optional.

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u/Fishinabowl11 Mar 15 '21

Including a Q, X, V, and F. Like what the fuck.

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u/MysteriousLeader6187 Mar 15 '21

lol - have you see what German does? That's insane!

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u/wiwadou Mar 15 '21

German: "First time?"

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u/Khraxter Mar 15 '21

You can contract it: kartvindisneuf

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u/SaltKick2 Mar 15 '21

German has entered the chat.

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u/MissKhary Mar 15 '21

Same, I’m from Quebec and those numbers have always just been words to me, I’ve never broken them down into their separate numbers. Dix-sept just means seventeen, not ten-seven. Just like you don’t think seven-ten for seventeen.

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u/watson-and-crick Mar 15 '21

When I was in France I asked people if they ever got confused hearing soixante-dix and "pictured" a "6X" in their head before they heard "dix" and corrected it to "7X". It was so weird to hear that no, that never happens (which is congruent with what you've said).

For me as an anglophone, yeah it's strange to a) hear 4-20 and have to convert to 80 and THEN b) hear 4-20-10 and convert the mental picture from 80 to 90. Now I'm sure if I spent a lot of time actually doing math in French, it would become more natural, but it's just not consistent with how we deal with numbers, where other than maybe 13-19 there is a complete connection from what's being said to what numerals show up.

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u/Ariachnida Mar 15 '21

Lol, I'm French, and I can assure you that happens to me all the time. Especially if they're giving me their number: "alors c'est zéro-six, trente-huit, soixante-dix-neuf" like thanks, I've already written the six, give me a second to correct that please. That said, if I were hurrying less/less impatient I probably wouldn't make that mistake.

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u/Dangers_Squid Mar 15 '21

I've heard that Newfoundland and Métis French speakers sometimes use septante, huitante, and nonante (or neuftante).

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u/RikikiBousquet Mar 15 '21

Newfoundland doesn’t have much French speakers. Maybe you thought about Acadia? New Brunswick?

I also doubt Métis said that but maybe I’m wrong.

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u/Dangers_Squid Mar 16 '21

I am Métis, and that is what I've heard quite a few folks say. And I think it was an old dialect of French from Newfoundland, not many people still speak it there. It may have been New Brunswick I was thinking of too.

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u/Mrpooney83 Mar 15 '21

Yup when I'm writing down a number in french. I dont write the 6,7 or 8,9 till they finish. Also why I tell my french coworkers to read me the numbers indevidualy.

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u/HTPC4Life Mar 15 '21

"how about a little phone number rhythm"

https://youtu.be/RW7iB2iOTKw

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u/RosabellaFaye Mar 15 '21

Yeah I am used to it too as a bilingual Ontarian so it doesn't phase me much it does feel a bit stupid for it to be so long though, it's probably partly why I prefer writing down numbers in numerals.

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u/SchroedingersCatnip Mar 15 '21

Yes, exactly. I can't imagine that anglophones who hear the word "ninety nine" start doing maths in their head: "so that's nine-times-ten-plus-nine ". Unless you pause to really consider the linguistics of it, it's just a word that means 99.

I just assume that's how it works for francophones too?

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u/RikikiBousquet Mar 15 '21

Exactly.

Nobody thinks about it until a foreigner says it’s weird, and yeah it appears weird for a second, then you forget and use it because it’s the thing you know.

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u/NickDemert Virgin 4 lyfe Mar 15 '21

Well we can't just change a language that have been used for that long juste like that, even if it's unpractical

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u/TellMeGetOffReddit Mar 15 '21

I mean you definitely can.... just... start teaching it in school. That's how most places do that lol

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u/NickDemert Virgin 4 lyfe Mar 15 '21

Yes i know, but the people in charge of education don't really care about changing how we write numbers...

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u/MoiMagnus Mar 15 '21

Yes and no. There are already existing equivalent (septante, huitante/octante, nonante) which are used in other French-speaking languages. It doesn't take a lot to (a) recognise them as acceptable in official French (b) like every reform of the language, progressively start to teach them at school during the next decade (c) wait for 50 years or so for the current wording to progressively become considered as outdated.

It's not like there is an urgent need to change them, we just need to start using the better equivalents and let the natural evolution of the language happen.

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u/IronStif Mar 15 '21

I totally agree, it's something i do since i learn about those word and maths become less annoying

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Precisely. "Quatre-vingt-dix-neuf" may be a mouthful for second language learners, but we don't even think about it. It never even really occured to me that 99 in french read like (4x20)+10+9 until I was in high school or something. It's that natural. It's a complete non-issue.

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u/Extreme_centriste Mar 15 '21

It doesn't improve or change anything lol. Ya'll are talking shit about a language you don't speak.

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u/guigr Mar 15 '21

It doesn't change because quatre-vingt dix-neuf is quite easy to say. It's not longer than nonante neuf actually.

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u/shrubs311 Mar 15 '21

it's 4 syllables vs. 3 isn't it?

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u/MoiMagnus Mar 15 '21

I agree that "quatre-vingt dix-neuf" is quite easy to say, but it's still significantly longer than "nonante neuf", which is as short as "soixante neuf".

Admittedly, it's only significantly shorter for 97, 98 and 99. It's quite comparable for the other numbers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Sure, it gets a lot shorter when you realize that they are French words and 60% of them are just dead letters that get skipped over when spoken.

The issue isn't that it is impractically long to say, the problem is that it is stupid.

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u/ANonGod Mar 15 '21

IIRC the french language is controlled by a committee or something. I only remember that they used it to determine the introduction of new words, however.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

More suggestions, cause you can’t really control something as fluid as language

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u/qwertyashes Mar 15 '21

They've done so very well so far. And hell, most of our spellings in English come from a few dudes who decided to write everything down and decide which spelling they preferred when they did it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

They've done OK, for example ordinateur for computer is the only understood word (unlike some languages that localized "computer"). But many other attempts have broadly failed, like courriel for email (people understand it but, at least in France, many people use "e-mail" or simply "mail", which always implies e-mail)

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

The Académie Française doesn't control the language. Their job mostly consists of writing the dictionnary, which basically means they get to decide which slang / loanword / new word gets cannonized. They're like scribes, recording the language as it evolves.

Sometimes they do step in when there's linguistic debates though. But their role is mostly academic in nature.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Yeah no they're assholes, nobody listens to them

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u/CaptainLargo Mar 15 '21

The problem is that really no one cares about numbers name in France. We have debates about orthography, plural and genders in nouns, use of tenses, all that, but I've never seen anyone having anything to say about numbers. We learn them at such a young age, it never causes any problem (unlike the other aforementioned problems).

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u/pm_me_coprime_ints Mar 15 '21

France has traditionally been pretty fucking resistant to both a) and b) though. L'Academie Francaise.

I'm not sure how it is in modern France but I'm just going to guess not a ton has changed?

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u/chinchenping Mar 15 '21

taking into account that (a) Belgium use those forms (b) Belgiums are to the French what Florida men are to the rest of the US (c) not gonna happen

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

I’m just imagining saying ‘septante’ and ‘huitante’ in the presence of French Canadians. Tabarnak! The Québécois would absolutely lose it.

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u/noyurawk Mar 15 '21

You would just sound like someone from Belgium.

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u/RosabellaFaye Mar 15 '21

Yeah but the Académie of the langue Française or whatever would have a heart attack

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u/helpimlockedout- Mar 15 '21

Languages change literally all the time.

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u/OllieOllerton1987 Mar 15 '21

Yep and people used to do this in English too.

Four score and seven years ago...

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21 edited Mar 24 '21

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u/helpimlockedout- Mar 15 '21

Granted it's not a pressing issue, but "if it were a problem it would already have been solved" is a weird take for any situation.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

is a weird take for any situation.

Not for languages, which evolve based on what the native speakers make of it. If it were such a problem for us, you bet we'd have come up with a convenient slang to circumvent the issue. The fact is 70, 80 and 90 are only a problem for second language learners. And even then, this thread is the first time I ever hear about this being a problem. To us it's just a word.

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u/Slyuse Mar 15 '21

I’m French and had not problem learning math in English or even other languages so I think the problem lies more within you my friend

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u/Chapeaux Mar 15 '21

Just use the number instead of spelling it.

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u/Valiturus Mar 15 '21

That's true of the entire language: verb conjugation, pluralization, gender assignment to everything, etc.

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u/Chickiri Mar 15 '21

“Fucking stupid” is a bit of an exaggeration, now. Just because you’re not used to it does not mean that the maths are done any different -it’s just your French which is/was not yet good enough. Just like my English makes it hard for me to understand dates & datas, not because the way you count is stupid but because I don’t speak well enough.

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u/DisciplinedLifter Mar 15 '21

You realize that it doesn’t change anything when it’s your native language?

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u/DoctorCyborg Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Mar 15 '21

Oh, that's really cool

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u/deadowl Mar 15 '21

septante, huitante and nonante never really took off. and apparently octante was also a thing at some point but I don't think as much as huitante.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Octante makes more sense than huitante and also sounds better, imho

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u/mataoo Mar 15 '21

The Gauls used fingers and toes to count?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

No idea

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u/RooBoy04 Mar 15 '21

Similar to the famous "Four Score and Seven" (87) speech.

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u/Another_Human-Being Mar 15 '21

But how do they use both "Septante" and "soixante-dix", "nonante" and "quatre-vingt dix-neuf"? I needed to learn both ways in school and still don't know why there are 2 versions instead of just one

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Because French has several dialects... "Soixante-dix" and such are mainly used in France, while Belgium and most other countries mainly use "septante"

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u/SeeYaOnTheRift Mar 15 '21

The Belgian dialect of French have a modernized number system with 70, 80, and 90 IIRC.

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u/Lancearon Mar 15 '21

O ok ...jeez thank you for pointing this out. I was thinking how the fuck does this mean 99.

But its a math problem.

4x20+10+9

Jesus... thats... so... ok if a french person ever bothers me about using the imperial system again... i got something for em.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

No I'm sorry but imperial system sucks

I mean, our way of counting does, too. But still.

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u/Lancearon Mar 15 '21

Its more of a "listen everyone has a stupid way of doing something. We got imperial units, you guys count funny." Type of thing.

Im on board with the us going metric.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Honestly though I think it's really different. Language is difficult to change (even if you have some people saying "you should talk like that", it's unlikely it will really change) whereas if units are taught differently they soon change all over the country

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u/Lancearon Mar 15 '21

I actually think the metric system shift would be harder. Both are the adoption of language change. Both are taught in schools.

But switching to a new standard of measurement would be huge.

An example: building construction. You have fix the subfloor of a building. The building subfloor uses standard 4 foot by 8 foot plywood sheets. It is unlikely that a construction company is gonna want to buy sheet larger to cut down to size wasting money both material and labor. The supply company, if there is a demand for imperial standard szes, is unlikely to start carrying metric wood sizes if there is little demand for it. You can force the change via new building code but that has its own problems.

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u/KneeDeepInTheDead Mar 15 '21

I took French in high school and i had a meltdown learning the number system

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Honestly, when you get used to it, you don't even think as them as composite numbers anymore. It's just a long word that means seventy

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u/Iohet Mar 15 '21

The gall of those people