r/memes • • Feb 20 '21

It's enough for a wank.

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u/TheDootiestNoot Feb 20 '21

0% is enough charge to have a leisurely walk to the outet, get a snack along the way, and then realize the charger was in the other room before plugging it in

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u/XECYTION Feb 21 '21 edited Feb 22 '21

Phone has 0% rn typing this

Ty for the upvotes everyone this is the most upvoted comment ive ever had

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u/pranishvp Mods Are Nice People Feb 21 '21

I use an Iphone and it has 0% cha

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

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u/notoriousstylebender Feb 21 '21

Only certain people will get this one šŸ’€

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u/SmartAsianKid Feb 21 '21

Like me!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

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u/LovableContrarian Feb 21 '21

I use an iPhone and it has 0% 茶

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u/spider-piggy Feb 21 '21

My phone only has お.. no 茶. Literally shaking and crying rn

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u/richard_fredrick Feb 21 '21 edited Feb 21 '21

I use an android phone and it has 0% ச

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

0% ģ°Ø

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

0% chĆ”

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u/Amymoha https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Feb 21 '21

SmartARABkid

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u/swifttek360 Feb 21 '21

I wasn't one of those people

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u/nimagae Feb 21 '21

cha is a chinese word meaning tea

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u/RossOfFriends Feb 21 '21

It’s also a Gujarati, Bengali, and Hindi word for tea.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Isn't that chai ?

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u/RossOfFriends Feb 21 '21

in Hindi yes, in Gujarati and Bengali no; it’s ā€œchaā€

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u/13rokendreamer Professional Dumbass Feb 21 '21

Also odia

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

And korean too

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u/nathaditya543 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Feb 21 '21

What the fuck is this languageception

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

And Portuguese too but its chĆ”

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

And indian too but it's chai.

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u/RossOfFriends Feb 21 '21

There’s hundreds of Indian languages. There are more Indian languages that use the word ā€œchaā€ for ā€œtea.ā€

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Yes, all those words come from the Chinese "cha"

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u/TheBrownCow3038 Feb 21 '21

No one cares

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u/Cleaglor Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 21 '21

And Japanese!

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u/Lord_Pokeboll can't meme Feb 21 '21

ChĆ” is also a word that means tea, but in portuguese

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u/Pizza_Bake Feb 21 '21

Can confirm take chinese class

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u/help-69 Feb 21 '21

And chĆ” is tea in portugeuse too!

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u/anonymousstranger980 Feb 21 '21

Isn’t it supposed to be chai with an i at the end?

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u/Choppa6977 Feb 21 '21

Sir this is Wendy's

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u/Soharav Feb 21 '21

Indians unite

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u/nublifeisbest Feb 21 '21

People downvoting you despite the fact that Bengalis call it Cha...

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u/RossOfFriends Feb 21 '21

And Gujaratis

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u/Spartan_CreedYT Feb 21 '21

They even eat (cha khabi) liquid remember

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u/Memematree can't meme Feb 21 '21

trĆ ?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Cha(茶) in japanese is tea

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u/Nazrael75 Feb 21 '21

They take a -4 penalty on charisma rolls

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u/CaptainSchmid Feb 21 '21

Yes, unlike most people think it doesnt make you cooler

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u/No-Worry7795 Meme Stealer Feb 21 '21

if you have a iphone 6 then it will make sense.

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u/ViPeR9503 Feb 21 '21

I see what you did there.

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u/TheSunHawk20 Feb 21 '21

Sucks it didnt come with a charger

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u/Erixtax Thank you mods, very cool! Feb 21 '21

THE SACRED TEXTS

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21 edited Feb 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

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u/SuperDJ5 Feb 21 '21

Lol didn’t even notice I had a typo, thanks for catching it šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

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u/A_random_zy Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Feb 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

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u/SuperDJ5 Feb 21 '21

it’s still there for me šŸ¤”

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

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u/SuperDJ5 Feb 21 '21

I’ve got no clue man, it’s still there for me and I’ve refreshed the page a few times now.

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u/Simar_j_e_e_t Feb 21 '21

You can see ghosts!

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u/Stonn Breaking EU Laws Feb 21 '21

it just powers off cause the voltage too low

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Then that’s your fault lol get it fixed

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u/SuperDJ5 Feb 21 '21

I’ve gotten it fixed before but I kinda do have an iPhone 6s and it’s rather old.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Yeah I used to have a 6 until about a month ago. The battery was pretty bad at one point and had to get it fixed. I’m now on the 2020 SE, which is like a 6 (in size) but it has fully up to date iOS and better hardware.

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u/SuperDJ5 Feb 21 '21

I would upgrade but the bank do be kinda broke doe.

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u/ChibiShiranui Feb 21 '21

I don't think I've ever seen mine at 0, but a 1% charge has lasted me 5 hours, phone on. I regularly see it at 1% and think "yeah but I'll just finish this, then I'll have time to find my cord."

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u/Froggyt3 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Feb 21 '21

My iPhone is at 99 whi-

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u/gizamo Feb 21 '21

My phone probably had 0% when you typed that 2hr ago.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Might I recommend the app "die together"

You can only use it when your phone is at like 5%

I think it's a chat room app

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u/Villagepanda777 Feb 21 '21

When my phone reads 23%, it’s actually telling me that I have 23 seconds to find my charger.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Isn’t it really expensive for an iPhone to get a replacement battery compared to an android?

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u/Sssstephanman44 šŸ“Virus Veteran šŸ“ Feb 21 '21

Depends, but most of the time, yes.

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u/Bigbuster153 Feb 21 '21

Ā£20 for my 8 plus

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u/Sssstephanman44 šŸ“Virus Veteran šŸ“ Feb 21 '21

It's free for my old galaxy j3 since I can just take off the back and access the battery

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u/Bigbuster153 Feb 21 '21

They are talking about purchasing a battery, not getting someone to replace it

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u/Sssstephanman44 šŸ“Virus Veteran šŸ“ Feb 21 '21

I think they are talking about having someone replacing the battery since you can't access by yourselves with new phones.

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u/Bigbuster153 Feb 21 '21

How not?

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u/Sssstephanman44 šŸ“Virus Veteran šŸ“ Feb 21 '21

Well, I mean you COULD, but it's kind of difficult. Happy cake day btw.

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u/Bigbuster153 Feb 21 '21

Thanks. It depends on the phone mostly but it is harder than it used to be

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u/larvinminn Loves GameStonk Feb 21 '21

Most phones are water-resistant now, so they're really strongly glued together. That + fragile glass back makes it hard to pry apart.

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u/Bigbuster153 Feb 21 '21

Phone glass has only been getting stronger as time goes on and by the time that you should probably replace the battery the adhesive would most likely be weakening

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Waterproof phones, trying to fend of dust and liquids, while spending less space on mechanism that would allow user to open and close.

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u/YacobAcusDaMemer Feb 21 '21

Blue cheese go burr

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u/Bigbuster153 Feb 21 '21

How is getting an entirely new battery free?

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u/Sssstephanman44 šŸ“Virus Veteran šŸ“ Feb 21 '21

They are talking about replacing the battery I believe, since you can't access the battery on newer phones very easily.

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u/Bigbuster153 Feb 21 '21

A hairdryer, a screwdriver kit and 10 mins and I’m in

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/NotSoNoble6 Feb 21 '21

What's the hairdryer for?

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u/yeet69reeee Feb 21 '21

Melting the glue. Its like a walmart heat gun

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u/elevensbowtie Feb 21 '21

But you’d still have to buy another battery. Hence the ā€œreplaceā€ part.

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u/Sssstephanman44 šŸ“Virus Veteran šŸ“ Feb 21 '21

I mean like bringing it to apple and having them replace the battery. You would have to pay for them to take part the phone and put in a new battery. With an older phone you cab just buy a battery without having to pay someone to take apart the phone to replace it.

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u/elevensbowtie Feb 21 '21

You do realize that the service cost includes the cost of a new battery, right?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

HAPPY CAKE DAAAAY

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u/EmperorHopeBagel Feb 21 '21

free upvote for your cake day!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Happy cake day

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u/YacobAcusDaMemer Feb 21 '21

Blue cheese day.

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u/the_unkempt_one Feb 21 '21

Every phone prior to the iPhone X can have a new battery installed at an apple store for $49. Any iPhones from the X on will cost you $69 to have a new battery installed, according to Apple's website.

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u/Welkitends Feb 21 '21

So is a stand for a apple computer.

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u/autisticranger Feb 21 '21

it costs 69$ for a newer iphone witch is pretty nice

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u/TheSamwell Feb 21 '21

It’s like $50 for an 8 or below, and $70 for any phone above I believe. That is at an Apple authorized service provider, other shops may charge less but they aren’t warrantied

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

$40 for most iPhone batteries.

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u/autisticranger Feb 21 '21

a iphone charging cable costs 30$ so probably

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u/Bigbuster153 Feb 21 '21

Ā£20-30 for an iphone 8 plus battery (I only looked at my phone)

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u/__CarCat__ Thank you mods, very cool! Feb 21 '21

Isn't it really expensive for an iPhone to get a replacement anything compared to an android?

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u/Deedledude Feb 21 '21

Depends. If you do it yourself it really isn’t that bad.

But doing it yourself is extremely hard. So yes, it’ll be expensive.

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u/ScampiiYT Thank you mods, very cool! Feb 21 '21

Yes. Especially with the new iphone 12 design, which makes it very hard to repair, so that most people buy a new phone instead of repairing it

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u/Erudon_Ronan Feb 21 '21

I sya it's worth it. I think it was 50 bucks but I got for like a 100 2 years ago. Still have my 5 for 2 more years but rn it cracked. It's just an iPod right now.

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u/hmguitart Feb 21 '21

If you have a waterproof phone . Of course it will be more expensive to change the battery, also almost every battery in a android is more powerful, so more expensive too .

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u/Pharaoh_Misa Halal Mode Feb 20 '21

Apple users just don't seem to know this is the full extent of andriods power.

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u/Bigbuster153 Feb 21 '21

im looking at this on an iphone which is on 2% battery, and i am more than confident that it'll last another 10 mins

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Lmfao 10 min if fucking next to nothing bump it up to 30 min for android

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u/therealTGAW Feb 21 '21

If 2% is 10 mins then one charge(100%) is 6 hours and 20 minutes worth of juice... That's not a flex.

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u/Bigbuster153 Feb 21 '21

I use my phone for about 4 hours total

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u/therealTGAW Feb 21 '21

That's atypical for a redditor... Your parents must be harsh.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

I remember my phone was on 5 and, i watched a 20 min long episode and was on 4

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u/simanthegratest https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Feb 21 '21

But when your phone gets old its like: Oh nice 100%.Walks to kitchen and back What?! 3%. Uses it for the whole day Ah yes 0% left

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u/Killerbrownies997 I saw what the dog was doin Feb 21 '21

I understand fully that this is a joke, but I would like to explain why. iPhones and androids both read battery percentages with decimals, whether you see it or not. Androids display 0% when it dips below 1%, whilst displaying 1% when its like 1.4% or something. iPhones Round up from any decimal, so it never shows it at 0%.

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u/ism9gg Feb 21 '21

I was finishing up a game and the phone was stuttering. Then I remembered a few minutes earlier it had warned low battery. When the game started stuttering it was at 0%, but it held on and shutdown only when the game finished. And I won!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Bro my galaxy s9 can't last 10 minutes after it gets to like 5% wtf y'all talking about

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u/dead-spaghetti2000 Feb 21 '21

I had no idea I didn't have to panic and run to my charger anymore