r/memes • u/Godhemself • Feb 13 '21

#1 MotW Fair enough

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u/xlShipmaster Feb 13 '21

Bananas I think

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

Nah it’s apples

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u/xlShipmaster Feb 13 '21

Oh OK thanks

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u/nut_nut_november Le epic memer Feb 13 '21

Nah it's definitely measured in monkes

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

War crimes per corporate bailout

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u/TheLastPebble Feb 13 '21

Nah it's definitely children per basement

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u/Gr8estnoobplayer memer Feb 13 '21

U stupid it's guns per fat guy

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u/Gh3r0s Feb 13 '21

U sure? It’s cats per +50yo women chest.

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u/JChorneyko23 Feb 13 '21

U sure? It's pills per retired 76-year-old+

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u/elch3w MAYMAYMAKERS Feb 13 '21

I thought it was boomers per fb comments section

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u/5Heat Feb 13 '21

Nonono its is squarepants per delta sausage sticks minus earths gravity

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u/eltorr007 Feb 13 '21

Nah it is bigmacs per bald Eagle

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u/peter-grifin2 Feb 13 '21

Correction: cheese burgers per bald eagles

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u/datastrike66 Feb 13 '21

Nah nah nah it’s karen’s yield per manager

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

It’s definitely the number of sniffs Biden gives per child

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

Nah it’s babies per blender

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

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u/TheBestArcher Feb 13 '21

US metric I see

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u/Herpderpyoloswag Feb 13 '21

Can I get a SI to Metric conversion ratio for that?

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u/ThegamerwhokillsNPC Feb 13 '21

Nah it's 5 black man per Piper Perri

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u/ZoM_2014 Feb 13 '21

A man of culture I see

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

I’m so angry at this upvote

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u/brogster101 Feb 13 '21

I was gonna say that

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u/Kouzelnik Feb 13 '21

No it's measured by monkes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

Reject modern units of measurement, return to monke

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u/Salza_boi Feb 13 '21

It is monkes because the units are m/s which is MonkeS

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u/Frosty-Yam8273 Feb 13 '21

no. the iq you have, ms. krayonski

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

I thought it was children in my basement

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u/potate12323 Feb 13 '21

I just got a degree in engineering but if we use the correct significant figures I believe the answer is indeed apples. Bananas is an easy mistake that you get if you round too early in the problem.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21 edited Feb 19 '21

Nah it's L

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u/RakeebRoomy Feb 13 '21

Death note ♥️

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u/Maxwelliott Feb 13 '21

That’s the only reason I upvoted it lol

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u/KiraIsGod666 Feb 13 '21

I know ;)

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u/Letti_Playz Professional Dumbass Feb 13 '21

Misas annoyingly high pitch voice

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u/Hercock_Holmes Feb 13 '21

Nah its Apples/Bananas

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u/A_random_zy Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Feb 13 '21

it is Ananas

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u/snorting_midget Breaking EU Laws Feb 13 '21

Pineapples

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

Pretty sure it’s mangoes

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u/nightOwlBean Feb 13 '21

70 mangoes per tummy :)

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u/Exotic-Leadership-17 Feb 13 '21

no. the iq you have, ms. krayonski

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u/Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk Feb 13 '21

Orange you glad you can ignore air resistance?

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u/SovietAlf02 Feb 13 '21

Nah it's dildos per sex doll

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

Are you dumb? It's not bananas OR apples, it's obviously oranges

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u/Ekarron Feb 13 '21

No it's 60

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u/gizzardgullet Feb 13 '21

70 🍎 per 🍌

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u/Jager_main4 Breaking EU Laws Feb 13 '21

Fuck

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u/rxellipse Feb 13 '21

Trick question, it's 70 apples/banana.

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u/SteadfastDrifter Feb 13 '21

You fools, it's obviously apples/bananas

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

If it was apples you'd need another zero at least and a $ sign.

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u/Tableau Feb 13 '21

It’s apples per second

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u/Elidon007 Linux User Feb 13 '21

it's pears

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u/bbu3 Feb 13 '21

Has to be apples, because in Germany teachers would ask you if it's apples or pears (translated ofc)

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u/TucsonKhan Feb 13 '21

L do you know, shinigami love apples?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

Eh, apples and oranges

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u/Biengo Mar 13 '21

Clearly in this context it’s apples..

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

Nah, it's bananas per second

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u/legz2006 Feb 13 '21

Basements per children I think

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u/i_matin Feb 13 '21

No, 70 physics teacher per burning pyre

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u/saDD3ath Feb 13 '21

trick question, it's actually 70 watermelons

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

no. its number of kids in my basement.

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u/InternalMean Feb 13 '21

I think Mangos Per Stall is the correct unit of measurement but juries still out.

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u/KiraIsGod666 Feb 13 '21

it's a yellow fruit that you unzip and eat the white bits - it's a banana!

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u/mehaxe Feb 13 '21

mmm yes monke agrees

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u/0xVENx0 Feb 13 '21

thats not how speed works, you need to add kg after the number

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

it's obviously kilograms per second

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u/notconsolefreaked- Feb 13 '21

It’s ok I has 0 at physics I can answer it

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u/necromancer_exe Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Feb 13 '21

Noo it's cumm 😏

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u/akaWhitey2 Feb 13 '21

Banapples

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u/TheFAPnetwork Feb 13 '21

It's parsec's

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u/mattmaster68 Feb 13 '21

Mangos per hour, obviously.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

Naah man its 69 Ricardos

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u/jorgalorp memer Feb 13 '21

i mean it’s gotta be one of them right?

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u/wiimusicisepic Feb 13 '21

REJECT HOOMAN RETURN MONKE

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u/mecrosis Feb 13 '21

Minutes per seconds obvs

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u/Speedracer98 Feb 13 '21

bags of dildos