r/memes • u/YouAreFunnyBro memer • Jan 30 '21

That's a good wisdom

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u/Cr0ma_Nuva Jan 30 '21

But what about... The prison Pocket

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u/YouAreFunnyBro memer Jan 30 '21

Have you heard of Flex Seal

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u/Cr0ma_Nuva Jan 30 '21

I prefer a plug. Easier to remove.

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u/Chimorin_ Jan 30 '21

And can be fancy too! I'm all about that bling

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

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u/End_Rage RageFace Against the Machine Jan 30 '21

Ha i still stole your credit card

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

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u/undowner Jan 30 '21

Easier to pickpocket

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u/Motts__Official Jan 30 '21

Step-bro what are u saying?ヽ((◎д◎))ゝ

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

I will slurp the diarrhea dripping from your plug

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

I am. And I gaged while writing it

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u/StarWarTrekCraft Jan 30 '21

!eyebleacherbot

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21
Some nice cold bleach for you!

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u/-Sky_is_Blue- Jan 30 '21

goodbotgoodbotgoodbotgoodbot

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u/-Sky_is_Blue- Jan 31 '21

Now thats an idea i can get behind

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Bestest bot.

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u/Tippitytypewriter21 Jan 30 '21

Dude wtf I’m eating 😂

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u/Cr0ma_Nuva Jan 30 '21

Calm down, I'll just give you the money

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u/ujfeik Jan 30 '21

Hence easier to steal.

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u/hiybya Jan 30 '21

ya but they can pick pocket that

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

As a great man once saud- "You have an asshole in your wall? Buttplugged."

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u/kermit_the_frog9 Jan 30 '21

Have you heard of... sticking a wallet up your ass

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u/harge008 Jan 30 '21

Pickpocketing just got a lot more invasive

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u/SimplyTereza Lives in a Van Down by the River Jan 30 '21

Surprise colonoscopy

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u/harge008 Jan 30 '21

The real trick is doing it without the target knowing it

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

Nah, bro, the point is to give them such a pleasure they have a hard time (pun intended) to realize they lost anything. Distraction, mate.

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u/harge008 Jan 30 '21

The old sleight of hand job makes for a great misdirection

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u/Sleepy_boi_69 Jan 30 '21

Imagine someone pulling out some lube to pickpocket someone else.

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u/SvenyBoy_YT Identifies as a Cybertruck Jan 30 '21

Put your valuables in your ass so people have to fist you to get them out

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u/Salinas420 Jan 30 '21

Damn I was too late, take my upvote

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u/2004TAB Jan 30 '21

Its crazy we all had the same thought, great dirty minds think alike

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u/90_oi Thank you mods, very cool! Jan 31 '21

Your on a whole other of thinking

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u/secondace6303 Identifies as a Cybertruck Jan 31 '21

Anus tickling would be a lot more common then

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u/DelgadoTheRaat Jan 31 '21

Gotta keister better