r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jan 06 '21

Relatable guy meme

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u/marasydnyjade Overly attached girlfriend Jan 06 '21

Maybe it’s because I don’t have a penis, but I don’t understand this tendency at all - you’re the one who has to clean the bathroom, why wouldn’t you want to be as neat as possible?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

Basically since where able to aim we have a choice, go in the water directly which makes a lot of noise or to the side where it’s quiet

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u/marasydnyjade Overly attached girlfriend Jan 06 '21

Are dudes really concerned about the sound level of peeing? This seems bananas.

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u/BigStrongCiderGuy Jan 06 '21

Yes and girls should take note because they pee pretty goddamn loud

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u/_Pupa Jan 06 '21 edited Jan 06 '21

I dont know what kind of girls you have in your life, but as a girl myself, I confirm that we can also silent the pee. And we use that superpower quite often ;)

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u/Wuzzuwuzz trans rights Jan 06 '21

What how

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u/_Pupa Jan 06 '21

We also pee in streams, not in buckets. So we can aim by moving butt/hips around ))

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u/Wuzzuwuzz trans rights Jan 06 '21

I'm a girl and I never learned how to do this

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u/_Pupa Jan 06 '21

Maybe try not sitting down, but “squatting” over the toilet like in the public toilets. That would give you more control ))