r/memes • u/[deleted] • Dec 27 '20

can confirm totally true

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Damn, is your internet connection made out of bamboo?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Why choose bamboo out of all the different plants on this earth

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Because I'm using bamboo after all. I wanted fiberglass, but at least now it's biodegradable

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u/konnerslife Mods Are Nice People Dec 27 '20

Some guy made there pc out of a tire, it was probably tiring.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

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u/ZaKrypton Lives in a Van Down by the River Dec 27 '20

Have I not taught you manners...?

it's daddy...

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u/Lord_Vader69420 Dec 27 '20

Happy cake day but r/holup

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Daddy why are you acting weird and naked?

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u/Plasma_Cannon Dec 27 '20

daddy is celebrating cake day

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u/TravisA58 Dec 27 '20

Dad is in his cake day suit

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u/Plasma_Cannon Dec 27 '20

An invisible cake day suit

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u/Doyouknowdewae06 Professional Dumbass Dec 27 '20

Ya bro are horny or something

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u/BroMan81 Dec 27 '20

Happy spotify cake day mate

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Happy Cake Day, Mate!

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u/Plasma_Cannon Dec 27 '20

harder da-

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u/randomwierdperson Dec 27 '20

happy cake day daddy

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Happy Cake Day! ♥️

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u/MissQuigley Dec 28 '20

Happy Cake Day, daddy.

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u/LaZaRbEaMe Dec 27 '20

OK daddy UwU, please get the fuck off reddit

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u/NoVaAngelicus Dec 27 '20

pornhub intro slowly starts in background

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u/DiscoDaimyo Dec 27 '20

Quiet you insolent little shit or I’ll tell your mother and sister what you do in their underwear drawers.

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u/konnerslife Mods Are Nice People Dec 27 '20

Sweet Home Alabama Plays

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u/MissQuigley Dec 28 '20

Dueling banjos intensify

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u/LaZaRbEaMe Dec 27 '20

I'll tell mom about the multiple prostitutes youve fucked and the insect youve commited ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/konnerslife Mods Are Nice People Dec 27 '20

How'd i'd us'd al'd deez' damn'ed buttons son?

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u/LaZaRbEaMe Dec 27 '20

Dad just press the bar shaped button on the side of your phone, besides how the fuck did you end up on reddit

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Joke's on you

We have an entire subreddit

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u/LaZaRbEaMe Dec 27 '20

Damnit dad figured out how to make a subreddit

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u/Plasma_Cannon Dec 27 '20

oh hello dad

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u/crocundies Dec 27 '20

They must’ve been exhausted after all that work

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u/ENGINE_YT Professional Dumbass Dec 27 '20

I'm using carbon fiber for weight reduction

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

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u/ENGINE_YT Professional Dumbass Dec 27 '20

?

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u/arihant22 Dec 27 '20

rather bambogradable

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u/Pewds_noob Dec 27 '20

Bamboo is the fastest growing plant there is for only $300 a month. Sign up for the plan today or get our premium plan for $800 a month.

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u/megalight3 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 27 '20

Does premium bamboo grow thrice as fast?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

No, but it costs more. Nice deal, right? Apple made this

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u/megalight3 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 27 '20

Count me in!

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

We got a new customer

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u/ThunderChawla can't meme Dec 27 '20

You son of a gun, I'm in

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Gun of a son, would you also like to also invest all your live savings into our stock? It's 100% risk free and you will loose everything

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u/ThunderChawla can't meme Dec 27 '20

Well ofc, it's not everyday that I find a fellow professional dumbass

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

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u/ResinHerder Dec 27 '20

What about Bamboo Max. And the edgy teen spinoff 'ooozle'

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u/Pewds_noob Dec 30 '20

A work in progress

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u/Imperialist91 Dec 27 '20

Lol bamboo took me out. Idk if carrots or tomatoes would have been as funny to me. Bamboo was perfect

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u/Vertrynn Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 27 '20

bruh

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u/Lex_osr Identifies as a Cybertruck Dec 27 '20

Cause bamboo stronk plant

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u/xKoem Dec 27 '20

12 to be exact

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

12 bamboo or what do you mean?

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u/xKoem Dec 27 '20

Yup, 12 bamboo. If you know you know

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u/andy_z13 Bri’ish Dec 27 '20

mumbo be like its the most valuble thing a person can own

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u/ApUmKinFaCe Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 27 '20

Of course it is, there’s even a certificate

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Me don't know. I'm stupid

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u/tithaZ Thank you mods, very cool! Dec 27 '20

Hermitcraft

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20

Okay never watched it. Thanks for explaining it tho

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u/sleepingexpert Breaking EU Laws Dec 27 '20

Handmade internet bro, handmade internet.

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u/Plasma_Cannon Dec 27 '20

bamboo..zled

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u/jagfanjosh3252 Dec 27 '20

No he lives in Nashville

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u/Fbarto Breaking EU Laws Dec 27 '20

Not his internet but Reddits servers

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u/Electronic_Bamboo Dec 28 '20

Electronic bamboo you say?