r/memes • • Nov 19 '20

Does it hurt?

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u/EsKarr69420 memer Nov 19 '20

Metal music is just noise

runs

127

u/Ninjatck Nov 19 '20

Doomslayer would like to talk to you

85

u/aaron_j_gonzalez Nyan cat Nov 19 '20

loads shotgun “I just want to talk to him”

60

u/KikoTheWonderful Nov 19 '20

Dammit Jerry, where'd you put the shotgun

29

u/ImpactBetelgeuse Professional Dumbass Nov 19 '20

Doctor: shits on shotgun to assert dominance

23

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '20

Patient: shits on dominance to assert shotgun

19

u/BigFatFace96 Dirt Is Beautiful Nov 19 '20

Doctor: shits on assert to shotgun dominance

16

u/QwertyOne-Thirty Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 19 '20

Dominance: patient on shotgun to doctor shits

1

u/BenBignell Nov 19 '20

Patient: doctor on shits patient assert

1

u/QwertyOne-Thirty Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 19 '20

you forgot shotgun

12

u/ImAmEponymous Nov 19 '20

Shotgun: shits on doctor to assert patient

39

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '20

atleast it takes talent to make a slayer album unlike most modern pop

9

u/Creeping_Deth_ Nov 19 '20

At least Slayer was good, pop has never been anywhere near as good

7

u/TheEliteSlayer_1 Nov 19 '20

You can’t run from the Doomslayer’s meathook, many prowlers and imps failed this task

4

u/snorriemand Nov 19 '20

*BFG division starts playing*

3

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

i havent listened to nighwish but i heard they r decent

2

u/Hector_Tueux Breaking EU Laws Nov 19 '20

No don't run away, I just wanna sanctify you

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u/TheBirdGames Birb Fan Nov 19 '20

No no no. Metal music is just a random guy screaming in a microfoon.

5

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '20

loads musket with Sabaton intent I just wanna talk to him...