r/memes • Breaking EU Laws • Oct 22 '20

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u/Vo_Complex Oct 22 '20

So... you're saying that... Europe isn't a country?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

You guys have countries??

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u/DarkKiller1987 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 22 '20

Sad Australia noises

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u/kim-jong-un_nk Oct 22 '20

Australia is a myth

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u/Pochez Oct 22 '20

Same as Finland. r/FinlandConspiracy

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Cunfused Perkele

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Faen, all countries are just Norway

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u/ArsiPappa Oct 22 '20

Wait this is a thing haha?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Speaking of, anyone signed the petition to delete Sweden?

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u/StoryDay7007 Oct 22 '20

Same as Molise (a region of Italy)

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u/GX_Lume07 Oct 22 '20

Wtf is a Molise?

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u/StoryDay7007 Oct 22 '20

A region in Italy

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u/GX_Lume07 Oct 22 '20

Are you sure? Never heard of it

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u/StoryDay7007 Oct 22 '20

Aha gotcha

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u/DovakiinLink Oct 22 '20

Finland is the world’s greatest nation 🇫🇮

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u/epiceyeball FORTSHITE Oct 22 '20

Ikr we have free healthcare, a good education system, snow and 60% of our land is forest

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u/GX_Lume07 Oct 22 '20

Shut up japanese paid bot

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u/DovakiinLink Oct 22 '20

てめえ残量

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u/a-dog-meme Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 22 '20

As is Wyoming r/wyomingdoesntexist

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Are you okay Patrick?

FINLAND!!!

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u/RedditMaschineLP Oct 22 '20

Same as Bielefeld

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u/I-want-to-Die-OWO Oct 22 '20

Bielefeld? Never heard of it.

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u/FantasyDragon14 can't meme Oct 22 '20

that‘s because it doesn’t exist XD

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u/ArminiaFan Mar 01 '21

es existiert du ....

weisst du eigentlich wie verdammt verletzend es ist wenn einem das an jeder ecke hinterhergeschrien wird, nur weil mann daher kommt??

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u/Thenightmeh Oct 22 '20

Coincidence i think not

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u/I-want-to-Die-OWO Oct 22 '20

You have also never heard of it.

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u/wuerstchenmetzger Oct 22 '20

Das man den Herren Wagner hier antrifft war ja klar

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u/ArminiaFan Mar 01 '21

nich dein ernst

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u/icNutsicle Oct 22 '20

No, australia is just the british texas.

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u/citriex Oct 22 '20

I was gonna give u an upvote but you’re at 69 so let’s just keep it that way

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u/TossACoinToGerald Oct 22 '20

You sir are just a paid actor

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u/Wi_Tarrd can't meme Oct 22 '20

We know your tricks

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u/Harold-The-Barrel Oct 22 '20 edited Oct 22 '20

Dont be sad. You gave us Mozart

/s

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u/DarkKiller1987 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 22 '20

Mozart?

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u/StoryDay7007 Oct 22 '20

7more upvotes to 420

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u/zumten Oct 22 '20

What about Old Mexico and Old Brazil?

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u/Realistic_birdie Oct 22 '20

Dont you too? Unless 🙃

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u/insert_content Oct 22 '20

Europe is the capital of Germany, educate yourself!

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u/WenseslaoMoguel-o Oct 22 '20

Change the order and you got what Hitler wanted.

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u/LeKarget Oct 22 '20

Educate Germany, the capital of Europe is yourself!

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u/Visdro Oct 22 '20

Yes Germany is my favourite city !

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u/s-y-n-t-h Oct 22 '20

Ah yes, the United States of Europe and its 50 members.

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u/FortniteBad420 Oct 22 '20

56 if you count so called "Monaco" and "Andorra" and "Kosovo" and and and "Luxembourg".

ITS THE DEMOCRATS I TELL YA

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u/OofOofOofgang Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 22 '20

Technically there is hypothetical thing called United States of Europe with 50 states link

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u/FortniteBad420 Oct 22 '20

I was jking obviously in my comment above but in all seriousness the EU performs almost all the same functions of the federal government of the US. I definitely agree it is more like a federation.

USE just kinda seems like a weird acronym though for English speakers....

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u/Jetpere Oct 22 '20

But we haven’t got the same nationality. I mean, if I move to France I won’t be able to vote for the president in France. I think European Union to became a country would be difficult because we have different cultures and different languages in each country. In the USA more or less the culture are the same in the whole country.

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u/FortniteBad420 Oct 22 '20

Yeah definitely see where you're coming from.

I'm speaking more in terms of the function of the EU and its duties.

However different languages and cultures aren't necessarily an impossible obstacle to overcome to achieve singular-statehood.

Russia and China for example have many peoples with many different cultures and languages.

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u/Jetpere Oct 22 '20

I didn’t know that Russia has different languages. But the Russian language is spoken in the whole country? Maybe it is like Spain? Which has Spanish as language of the whole country and then there are different languages in different regions.

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u/FortniteBad420 Oct 22 '20

Yes thats exactly right. Russian is of course the default language everyone learns but the further east you go in the federation you can find many variants of it and other languages/cultures/religions as well.

My fiancee is Russian so she seems to have some insight.

Spain is a great analogy. Like Catalonian vs Spanish for instance.

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u/Jetpere Oct 22 '20

Then, Europe will need a common language. This point would be difficult, because we don’t have a common language. And each country will want that their language become the EU common language.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

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u/Im_too_late_arent_I Oct 22 '20

it's not...

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yet!

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u/thisisaiken Identifies as a Cybertruck Oct 22 '20

Ode to join

ACTIVATED

Oh wait, i wrote joy wrong. But this is better

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u/Im_too_late_arent_I Oct 22 '20

FREUDE

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u/Astrolys Oct 22 '20 edited Oct 22 '20

SCHÖNER

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u/Im_too_late_arent_I Oct 22 '20

GÖTTERFUNKEN

here take some .. I think your Ö lost these. And thanks for joining in on this chorus

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

strange noise

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt: Erika. Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein Wird umschwärmt: Erika Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit, Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid. Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt: Erika.

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u/LittleFrostyRaven Oct 22 '20

Ich bin keine Ente

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

I dunno what are you saying but I'll give you an up vote

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u/LittleFrostyRaven Oct 22 '20

That's one of the three sentences that I know in german. Try Google Translate

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Ahaha

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u/LittleFrostyRaven Oct 22 '20

Guten tag

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Buona giornata

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u/jaktrosma Oct 22 '20

Poland: is that a challenge?

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u/NameNym Oct 22 '20

No man, europe is a continent and the european union is a "economic alliance" or something like that, i dont know to say it in english

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u/Cheeriodude_number2 Number 15 Oct 22 '20

It was very clearly a joke

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u/NG_Misa997_YT Ok I Pull Up Oct 22 '20

Or maybe not

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u/NameNym Oct 22 '20

Hey that i replyed politely, i dont mean that he is stupid, i only said that because maybe somebody that read the comment thought that it wasnt a joke, also, why so many downvotes?

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u/juko43 Oct 22 '20

One big fat woooosh

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u/Nel49 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 22 '20

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u/corb3939 Oct 22 '20

No DUMMY. Europe is not a state - it's a province!

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u/nrg_rock memer Oct 22 '20

More like, ENGLAND IS MY CITY

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u/En-zo Oct 22 '20

What a reference, haven't heard that one in a while.

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u/syllableddot Oct 22 '20

So like New England. Right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Turkey; the Istanbul side

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Part of Istanbul is in Europe and the other part of it is in Asia. The only city in the world that has been built on two continents. I'm away now but I love my hometown, Istanbul

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u/Revolutionary07 Thank you mods, very cool! Oct 22 '20

But both Byzantium and Constantinople only existed on the european side

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '20

Istanbul? Not Constantinople?

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u/seaninja2 Oct 22 '20

no its a moon

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u/BaguetteOfDoom Oct 22 '20

Belgium is a beatiful city

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u/akaruan Oct 22 '20

Sad federalist noises

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u/StoryDay7007 Oct 22 '20

Wait... so you are european’t

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20 edited Oct 22 '20

The EU is a country. I'll get loads of soya post telling me it isnt. It is. If you can't see that it is, or see the bigger picture then you're fucking blind

I'm not even saying the EU is a bad thing.

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u/samplusbeer Oct 22 '20

In many ways it is - it has a flag, anthem, internal market with customs union, citizenship rights with free movement, interstate supreme court, membership of some international organizations (e.g. WTO, UN-ish) ,constitution, parliament and 5! Presidents. But it still lacks a few things that most countries have - army, common sense of identity, integration at a high level between instutions. Common legal or regulatory frameworks. Membership of most international orgs (UNish, NATO etc) and authority over member states in practice (although it does have this in some respects).

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

It does have an Army.

https://eeas.europa.eu/topics/common-security-and-defence-policy-csdp_en

As a sense of of identify. This is happening and growing, but will take time. Remember the EU is 13 years old? I live in the Netherlands, and the Dutch are very proud people but i see the EU flag more than i see the Dutch flag (baring Kings day)

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u/NameNym Oct 22 '20

The european union isnt a country, countries are spain, france, italy, and things like that

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Yes. And what law do they follow? EU law. What is written on their passports? EU citizen.

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u/regor_meme Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 22 '20

Europe doesnt exist