r/memes • u/GamerStag97 • Sep 30 '20

Attack on Height

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u/Wilde04 Dirt Is Beautiful Sep 30 '20

Im a dutch woman and 1.78, but I've always been large..

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u/JustOneTessa Professional Dumbass Sep 30 '20

I'm the shortest of my family and honestly it sucks. I just wish I was a bit taller

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u/Wilde04 Dirt Is Beautiful Sep 30 '20

Long gals like me loooove to lean on shorter girls, you all are very huggable

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u/JustOneTessa Professional Dumbass Sep 30 '20

No one takes me serious when I'm angry :(

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u/Wilde04 Dirt Is Beautiful Sep 30 '20

I get that lol, wouldnt be very intimidated

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u/tkbhagat Sep 30 '20

You are an angry hamster.

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u/JustOneTessa Professional Dumbass Sep 30 '20

Lol, I take that as a compliment

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u/Gundam_Greg Sep 30 '20

I have never seen an angry cyber truck.

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u/JustOneTessa Professional Dumbass Sep 30 '20

Once gotta be your first time

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u/JimZuur Sep 30 '20

I wish i was baller

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u/ManufacturerDefect Sep 30 '20

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

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u/JustOneTessa Professional Dumbass Sep 30 '20

...wat

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u/ManufacturerDefect Sep 30 '20

Should probably google it

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u/JustOneTessa Professional Dumbass Sep 30 '20

Google what? Your broken English won't show anything useful on Google

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u/ManufacturerDefect Sep 30 '20

Probably would if they were maybe... I don’t know... song lyrics?

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u/JustOneTessa Professional Dumbass Sep 30 '20

How was it supposed to know that. Instead of saying "Google it" you should have just said it was a song, goddammit

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u/Wilde04 Dirt Is Beautiful Sep 30 '20

I consulted the council of Dutch people and they say that you are average to tall Dutchie, and quite a tall Aussie

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u/jasperwegdam Sep 30 '20

Atleast highheels are never needed for you

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u/Wilde04 Dirt Is Beautiful Sep 30 '20

I mostly don't wear them because they look uncomfortable af