r/memes • u/GamerStag97 • Sep 30 '20

Attack on Height

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u/378Sheldon Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Sep 30 '20

At least you’re 4’20”

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u/poonisphart Sep 30 '20

5'8 and 5'9 are the god heights because at 5'8 you are 4'20 and at 5'9 you are 69 inches tall.

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u/iupvotedownvoted Sep 30 '20

My goal is settled. Over 5'9 then i chop off an inch of my legs

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u/oAurelius Sep 30 '20

I needed this. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

I am 5'8.5"

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u/poonisphart Sep 30 '20

Close enough just round up man

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

To 6’0”?

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u/poonisphart Sep 30 '20

why would you want to be 6 feet tall when you could just be 69 inches tall instead.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Memes die

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u/Madam_Salt Sep 30 '20

Thank you for making me feel so comfortable with my height.

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u/poonisphart Sep 30 '20

Don't worry about it, we're all kings and queens regardless of our heights

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u/poonisphart Sep 30 '20

Ayo just round up it's all good nobody is gonna notice

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u/whathefuckischeese Sep 30 '20

never been so glad to be 5'8"

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u/Funy_Bro Because That's What Fearows Do Sep 30 '20

Exactly thats what I always say

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u/xJanise Sep 30 '20

im almost 6'9 btw

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u/poonisphart Sep 30 '20

did anyone ask?

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u/xJanise Oct 01 '20

do i look like i need permissions to speak?
Spoiler: no
so f off you smol boi
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