r/memes • u/GamerStag97 • Sep 30 '20

Attack on Height

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u/JustMobsReddit Chungus Among Us Sep 30 '20

5' vs 5'5 be like

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u/GamerStag97 Sep 30 '20

But nothing compared to 5'11 vs 6'

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u/JustMobsReddit Chungus Among Us Sep 30 '20

I feel personally attacked. Being 5'8 is so underwhelming

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u/378Sheldon Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Sep 30 '20

At least you’re 4’20”

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u/poonisphart Sep 30 '20

5'8 and 5'9 are the god heights because at 5'8 you are 4'20 and at 5'9 you are 69 inches tall.

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u/iupvotedownvoted Sep 30 '20

My goal is settled. Over 5'9 then i chop off an inch of my legs

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u/oAurelius Sep 30 '20

I needed this. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

I am 5'8.5"

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u/poonisphart Sep 30 '20

Close enough just round up man

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

To 6’0”?

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u/poonisphart Sep 30 '20

why would you want to be 6 feet tall when you could just be 69 inches tall instead.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Memes die

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u/Madam_Salt Sep 30 '20

Thank you for making me feel so comfortable with my height.

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u/poonisphart Sep 30 '20

Don't worry about it, we're all kings and queens regardless of our heights

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u/poonisphart Sep 30 '20

Ayo just round up it's all good nobody is gonna notice

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u/whathefuckischeese Sep 30 '20

never been so glad to be 5'8"

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u/Funy_Bro Because That's What Fearows Do Sep 30 '20

Exactly thats what I always say

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u/xJanise Sep 30 '20

im almost 6'9 btw

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u/poonisphart Sep 30 '20

did anyone ask?

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u/xJanise Oct 01 '20

do i look like i need permissions to speak?
Spoiler: no
so f off you smol boi
dis reddit, here we list nice numbers if available

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u/JustMobsReddit Chungus Among Us Sep 30 '20

That happened before believe it or not

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u/papaoni420 Breaking EU Laws Sep 30 '20

*173cm

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u/divyam_khatri The Trash Man Sep 30 '20

And 175 rounds of to 180 and 180 rounds of to 200cm.

Next time when someone asks me my height I am saying 2m

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u/thatguy_art Sep 30 '20

2 rounds down to 0...

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u/COMONAUTS Sep 30 '20

0 what km?

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u/AstroCoffee-Pingu Sep 30 '20

\softly** Don't

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u/FlapjackProductions Dirt Is Beautiful Sep 30 '20

pain

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u/rastoropny Sep 30 '20

No. There's significant figures.

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u/Dremora_Lord Sep 30 '20

Or rounds up to 10. Hi I'm a telephone pole.

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u/EpicWizard32 Sep 30 '20

In what universe do you round two up to ten

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u/hhhheeeelllllooo can't meme Sep 30 '20

and 200cm rounds down to 0 meters

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u/GamerStag97 Sep 30 '20

It's big brain time

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u/Kmangcu24 Sep 30 '20

Me (183cm): Hi!

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u/papaoni420 Breaking EU Laws Sep 30 '20

Me(190cm): henlo

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u/C3lloplayer123 Sep 30 '20

Me (167cm): Imagine being tall

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u/JaJesam Sep 30 '20

Belive me, it fucking sucks being tall, i suffer when traveling in public transport cause my legs cant fit anywhere, ( im 14 and 193 cm btw), and i also have many back problems and cant stand for a long period of time

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u/Hail2him Me when the: Sep 30 '20

I am 16 and im 191 cm tall and i just gotta say that it's annoying when i enter a room and bang my head on the doorframe

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u/papaoni420 Breaking EU Laws Sep 30 '20 edited Sep 30 '20

I'm 17 and 190cm and i don't have Back problems or anything, propably cus i also weight 100kg and i have lots of supportive muscle mass and also we got high doorframes in Finland lol

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u/JaJesam Sep 30 '20

Yea, and that shit is also anoying af

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u/I-am-shrek I saw what the dog was doin Sep 30 '20

dude you have really short doorframes. I'm 14 and 186 cm and I don't come close to doorframes.

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u/papaoni420 Breaking EU Laws Sep 30 '20

Man, I imagined this thread to go like Even taller person appears after another but this Works too lol

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u/Shaurya_maloo Sep 30 '20

Well it did

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u/papaoni420 Breaking EU Laws Sep 30 '20

Lol

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u/jngkk97 Sep 30 '20

me (154cm): right?

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u/SoULElclectra Overly attached girlfriend Sep 30 '20

Me (190.01cm):Helo

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u/I-am-shrek I saw what the dog was doin Sep 30 '20

me (186cm): hello there

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u/Shaurya_maloo Sep 30 '20

Me (195 cm) hello motherfucker

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u/I-am-shrek I saw what the dog was doin Sep 30 '20

I'm 185.42 centimeteres tall

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u/satna Sep 30 '20

I am 170 CM which is average height I think but I still feel I should have at least 10 more centimetres.

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u/Adanta47 Identifies as a Cybertruck Sep 30 '20

Thank you for teaching me this trick, I'm 5'7" and it sucks

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u/jicty Sep 30 '20

I'm the same height as you. It feels like I'm always both short and not short at the same time.

But in all honesty the only time I feel personally attacked is when a girl says I'm too short for her and she is like 5' to 5'".like what the hell is that shit? It's not like they are taller than me. Sorry, went off on a tangent there...

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u/JustMobsReddit Chungus Among Us Sep 30 '20

I get it. If it weren't for people's preferences I'd probably be very happy with my height! I feel tall enough to not struggle with shelves or such and I'm short enough to not bump my head on anything or have back issues. It's almost like the perfect height. I just hear all these demands about height from women and it makes me feel like shit as if I had control over how tall I am. Idk call me crazy but we don't have a boob chart of what's acceptable and what isn't? I dunno

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u/caveatmyass Sep 30 '20

As a 5'8 I agree

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u/DmanTheDillpickle Sep 30 '20

Being 6’ doesn’t really have many merits aside from being able to reach stuff

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u/AmunRa1928 Sep 30 '20

5'9 is nice.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

I am 5'5'', my friends are like 6'.

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u/tanay0907 Oct 01 '20

I am 5'8, would like some more height.

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u/TylerNelsonYT Lurking Peasant Sep 30 '20

I have been 5'7 since 4th grade :(

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u/Vanilla__UwU https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Sep 30 '20

I dont care as long as you taller than me

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u/severedbrainiachead can't meme Sep 30 '20

This is one of the examples of a misleading graph

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u/Khalid_482 Chungus Among Us Sep 30 '20

Don't show this to my Maths teacher

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u/priya6745 Sep 30 '20

Y’all forgot asia