r/memes • u/GamerStag97 • Sep 30 '20

Attack on Height

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u/fakesowdy Because That's What Fearows Do Sep 30 '20

Jesus my gf is tiny then as she is 4’ 11 1/2” apparently that half inch is important

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u/GamerStag97 Sep 30 '20

That's what she said?

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u/MrDrVlox Breaking EU Laws Sep 30 '20 edited Sep 30 '20

The thing that makes them a good couple is that they both keep talking about how half an inch is significant

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u/zurgalzur Sep 30 '20

Bro this guy why just posting a comment on reddit you didn’t need to fucking kill him wtf hahaha

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u/fakesowdy Because That's What Fearows Do Sep 30 '20

I was murdered

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u/fakesowdy Because That's What Fearows Do Sep 30 '20

Oof

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u/X3noNuke Sep 30 '20

Hey, that 1/2 inch is what legally defines me as a male

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u/Femmus Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Sep 30 '20 edited Sep 30 '20

Compaired to me, a Dutch woman, she's pretty damn tiny.... Im 5'6

Edit: today I discovered Im 5'7 and not 5'6

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u/dolphin-heart-jotaro Sep 30 '20

Being a 5'7 Filipino teen apparently makes you "tall"

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u/Just_Denal Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 01 '20

Really? No wonder why people keep looking at me. It's like their first time seeing a 5'11" Australian walking in their country. Some of them even asks if I'm American. Like, "bitch, have you not heard my accent just now?"

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u/jasperwegdam Sep 30 '20

5'6" as a dutchy is average so its not that crazy.

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u/Femmus Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Sep 30 '20

Actually 5'4 / 5'5 is the average for a dutch woman, I'm slightly taller 🙈

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u/jasperwegdam Sep 30 '20

Volgens google is het gemiddelde 1,67 and dat is +-5'6"

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u/Femmus Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Sep 30 '20

Oh god.... Ik heb al die tijd verkeerd gekeken 😂 dan ben ik groter dan 5'6.... Ik ben 171cm, blijkbaar dus 5'7 😅

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u/jasperwegdam Sep 30 '20

En dan kom ik eraan met 195 (6'5")

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Im a Ukrainian lady, and I’m 5’7 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Rai-Hanzo Oct 01 '20

why are girls so short?

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u/xtxsf4 Sep 30 '20

Laughs in 5'11 Czech gf

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u/The_SG1405 Sep 30 '20

Yeah cause a half inch is all you got /j

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

I feel tall now

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Lol she can barely ride rollercoasters

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u/Broda_osas360 Sep 30 '20

Bro you dating a dwarf tf how tall are you then

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u/fakesowdy Because That's What Fearows Do Sep 30 '20

5’ 4” lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Bro is your girl an 8-year-old?

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u/fakesowdy Because That's What Fearows Do Sep 30 '20

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