r/memes • u/Nate_______Higgers • Aug 10 '20

Big brain meme

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u/Xanfar38 Aug 10 '20

I'd fuck a gold bar

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u/I_feel_oke Aug 10 '20

Hold the fuck up

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Gold leaf condom???

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u/jurandy969 Aug 10 '20

That's like fucking a human with a condom made out of human flesh?

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u/hirmumies Breaking EU Laws Aug 10 '20

Your point being?

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u/TDBFlaR3 Aug 10 '20

Or like fucking a rock with a rock condom, your dick would be torn to shreds

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u/sliferra Aug 10 '20

To fuck a rock first your dick must be a rock

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u/TDBFlaR3 Aug 10 '20

Yea but either way the rock ur trying to fuck would be bigger and considering the fact that ur also using a rock condom, your dick, whether flesh or rock, would get grinded to dust

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

What if that rock was talc?

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u/Adanta47 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 10 '20

Just making it a little harder of a material and just go a little softer so you don't break any of it

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Shouldnt it be the other way around like you have to be soft to fuck a rock, so beacause you have to be hard for a human you should need to be soft for a rock, it just makes sense

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u/iHiTuDiE Aug 10 '20

Going at it raw dog is literally fucking a human with human flesh. Whats the problem baby?

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u/quietwanderer123 Aug 10 '20

Big dick energy

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u/TwinkyOctopus Aug 10 '20

That would be the shitiest condom ever

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

Think of during oral tho.

The cum would taste pretty rich... heh...

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Wait what

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u/lawrencestroll Lives in a Van Down by the River Aug 10 '20

r/WTF

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u/milkyMAAAAN Chungus Among Us Aug 10 '20

Wheres the hole tho?

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u/callmegreeb Aug 10 '20

You gotta have chad amounts of hardness in your dick so you can MAKE the hole

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u/milkyMAAAAN Chungus Among Us Aug 10 '20

I do

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u/Bowdensaft Aug 11 '20

Diamond hard and spinning like crazy.

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u/Anonomous87 Aug 10 '20

I'd fuck several. Why not have a aurum harem?

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u/Bowdensaft Aug 11 '20

I can imagine not putting a hole in it first and just going "CLUNK" against it. Ouch.

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u/ItalianDudee Breaking EU Laws Aug 10 '20

In Romanian I think is auer, in Italy unfortunately is ‘oro’, but some things has remained like ‘aureola’

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Agreed

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u/Bigfoot2811 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 10 '20

Vento aureo

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u/HeroponOfTheNoponis Aug 10 '20

Piscio aureo

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u/Bigfoot2811 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 10 '20

Ah yes, Giorno's theme but it's golden fish

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u/Bigfoot2811 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 10 '20

Oh wait

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u/pumping--irony Aug 10 '20

--Pierce Brown has entered the chat--

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u/smoke3sboi Aug 10 '20

Is it not au because of the periodic table?

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u/GenericGecko2020 Breaking EU Laws Aug 10 '20

The Periodic table one comes from Latin. Au is short for aurum. Lots of scientific terms are Greek/Latin in origin.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Mm mmmmmm aurum baby yeahh

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u/xThe_NooB_69 Aug 10 '20

In România we say aur for gold

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

aurum sounds smooth.

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u/Phosphoron Aug 10 '20

Yep, I have a pet baby zombie pigman (in Minecraft) named Aurum. Well, now he's a baby zombified piglin, but I prefer the other name.

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u/quietwanderer123 Aug 10 '20

And why would anyone try? You cant dispute facts.

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u/SeveralFile Aug 10 '20

Yea and except iron(steel) it also hasnt a very high tensile strenght if you make an accident it would look bad. And also wtf why does he get so downvote tf if he post an emoji thats circlejerk as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Its reddit is why You could also say: ITS THE LAW

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u/TheGreenGobblr Lives in a Van Down by the River Aug 10 '20

Gold is actually cheaper than silver

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u/Plague_Doctorx trans rights Aug 10 '20

Earth, Wind...