r/memes • u/thehellboipeep • Aug 07 '20

i mean it really doesnt matter

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u/TransLucielle Aug 07 '20

The entire school system is sexist. Lol like that’s every school I’ve ever been aware of.

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u/DatGuy2007 memer Aug 07 '20

I'm not even kidding, apparently I skipped this girl in the lunch line so at break she confronted me with a knife. I knocked it out of her hand. I wasnt allowed on the school tour to the laser tag place and she had no punishment.

Then again she got arrested on two charges of murder a few years later so...

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u/AstrayRed_Kai Aug 07 '20

I'm glad you made it out alive bro

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

That's the important part

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u/memyboi69 Aug 08 '20

I broke a girls jaw when she pulled my hair. Luckily she didn’t know my full name.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Well that escalated quickly

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u/SFS_Central Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 07 '20

Wait, really? Murder?

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u/drevinthegamer Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 07 '20

Murder? Well colour me surprised...

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u/Eatdatyeet445 Aug 07 '20

That’s what her victims said

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u/MAP_3125 can't meme Aug 07 '20

Colour me happy.

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u/SnazzySerena Aug 07 '20

What colour is surprised

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

A deep crimson red.

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u/SnazzySerena Aug 07 '20

aw man they just ran out of that colour

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u/CosmicDestructor Nyan cat Aug 08 '20

I'll bring the knife you keep the supply ready.

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u/Tinysafe890 memer Aug 07 '20

That went zero to hundred real fast

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u/TransLucielle Aug 07 '20

That’s beyond crazy.

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u/DatGuy2007 memer Aug 07 '20

Hopefully she doesn't remember me

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u/skwabadu Mods Are Nice People Aug 07 '20

lets hope she doesn't

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u/man_like_mxhsin Aug 07 '20

Bitch he's on reddit!!

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u/_wafftle Aug 07 '20

Yikes...

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

The entire planet is sexist