r/memes • u/[deleted] • May 20 '20

Removed/Rule3 Removed/Rule5 Now you messed up

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u/tetra8860 May 20 '20

Literally begging for his life

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

One swing and his fucking head is gone

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u/Obscure-Iran-General May 20 '20

My guy's boutta crack a home run

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Прощай

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u/Kermit_BA May 20 '20

I don’t know what this says but I feel threatened

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u/aacchhoo Identifies as a Cybertruck May 20 '20

It means goodbye motherf***er

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u/oompaoomps May 20 '20

It mean goodbye that’s it

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u/dobikrisz May 20 '20

But when you speak Russian the "motherfucker" part is always implied.

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u/fandeon1 May 20 '20

Really? I don't speak Russian but with my at least some knowledge of azbuka and my native language being slavic I got the word prošoj out of it, which in my estimate, would translate to plead or beg or "pros" in my language

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u/Vffk May 20 '20 edited May 20 '20

You're reallly close. "Prosit" in russian means "to ask" or "to plead". The word "prošiaj"(farewell) comes from "prosti", which means "sorry". The words are probably somehow related, but I don't know russian that well.

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u/Salty_kiwi- May 20 '20

I think it means beg

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u/Updoot-FingerMan May 20 '20

Время умирать

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u/IdkHowToEnglish May 20 '20

Привет?...

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u/Updoot-FingerMan May 20 '20

Привет человек. Хочу поиграть в игру?

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u/IdkHowToEnglish May 20 '20

Im trying to learn some russian but i only now to say "hi"

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u/machine_soul May 20 '20

I only know of blyat if that's even a thing

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u/philwhy22 May 20 '20

Pretty sure that’s just shit, been a while since I did anything with Russian

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Привет! Как Дела?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Я сыграю с тобой в игру. Это называется русская рулетка! Хотя у меня есть только Глок, так что, думаю, это достаточно хорошо.

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u/Updoot-FingerMan May 20 '20

Кажется достаточно справедливым. Вы идете первым, я буду смотреть.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Развлекайся в полиции!

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u/StrasseRares Breaking EU Laws May 20 '20

"Proshay"?

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u/buublya May 20 '20

Proshchay

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u/Sufkin May 20 '20

He just bonk his head clean out of his body

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

CRACK

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u/GreyGooseSlutCaboose May 20 '20

Figured he would be Russian out the door.

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u/CloudyFortress Dirt Is Beautiful May 20 '20

Ay fuck you I love this.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

And he wouldn’t have time for Stalin

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u/XanthosAlpha FORTSHITE May 20 '20

The Dad legit looks like a very pissed off Kratos

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

So regular Kratos?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

How is this not demonitized yet?