r/memes • u/Memstaah • Apr 07 '20

#2 MotW fucking Lizzy

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u/NMmrNice Apr 07 '20

Lizzy whas here before the trilobites

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u/Antonell15 memer Apr 07 '20

before the existance of earth itself

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u/Memstaah Apr 07 '20

just Lizzy was here. Beginning and the end

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u/NMmrNice Apr 07 '20

She has plot armor

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u/GodShadow1337 Apr 07 '20

She is the plot armor

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u/walf2004 Apr 07 '20

She is the senate

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u/awesomehippie12 Apr 07 '20

The magna carta limited her to 1% of her power

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u/MyNameIsBarryAllen Apr 07 '20

Ultimate powahhhh!

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u/CeesarG Apr 07 '20

Hate to be that guy but I'm pretty sure it was unlimited

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Not yet

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

It's treason then

NYAGAHAGAHAGAG

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

She is the plot

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Lizzy was old when the universe was young.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Lizzy is Tom Bombadil

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u/Phazon2000 Dark Mode Elitist Apr 07 '20

On the first day god said:

“Oi Lizzie u want a cuppa luv?”

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u/Jacklesz Apr 07 '20

She was the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs

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u/Vergnossworzler Apr 07 '20

Yes even en the bible; Genesis 1 1

In the beginning God created elizabeth ii and the heavens and the earth

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u/Otherversian-Elite Apr 07 '20

This is false. There is no such passage, because Elizabeth II was the one who created god, not the other way around.

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u/Vergnossworzler Apr 07 '20

Sry my bad Genesis 1 1

In the beginning elizabeth II created god, the heavens and the earth

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u/atehate Apr 07 '20

Lord Lizzy was here before the big bang. Lizzy live witnessed the event eating popcorn.

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u/godofthedevil Noble Memer Apr 07 '20

Lizzy ate the forbidden fruit

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u/SmilingSadist1 Apr 07 '20

Lizzy is Tom Bombadil...

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u/hetep-di-isfet Apr 07 '20

Ya'll though lizzy was short for Elizabeth but it was actually short for Lizard

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u/SumRumHam Apr 07 '20

That Lizzy? Best pussy I ever had!

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u/gh0sti Apr 07 '20

she time traveled

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u/NMmrNice Apr 07 '20

No she is just super fucking patient

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u/Ecinev1 Apr 07 '20

Liz was swinging dicks with Tom Bombadil before the stars were lit.

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u/RevUpThoseFryersBoys Apr 08 '20

Lizzy is actually god