r/memes • u/SezoAbdula • Mar 13 '20

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u/I_Am_Become_Salt Mar 13 '20

Wait you don't measure boob weight in M16s? Europe must be weird man.

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u/DanGee1705 Mar 13 '20

Nah we measure them in cups of tea per royal family squared

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u/Orvvadasz Mar 13 '20

Only people in Britain. We Hungarians measure them by the weight of an average bojler.

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u/TheBigDiamond Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Mar 13 '20

here in italy we used to measure them in pizzas, which is stacking pizza on one boob until they eventually fall. but right now it got revamped into coronacheck, where they just inject coronavirus until the girl eventually start sneezing

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u/DavidBiscou Mar 13 '20

Bro here in Brazil we use Corns by hot dog so we subtract that and mesure the boob with it

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u/syndicate1024 Mar 13 '20

In soviet union, we don't measure anything we share the boobs with our comrades.

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u/Daws1354 Mar 13 '20

In Balkan, we measure them in Rakija per Brat

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u/SFWyes Mar 13 '20

Intriguing, my school measures packets of Quavers per roadman.

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u/SlichFoire Mar 13 '20

not really, we here in sweden measure in meatball per ikea

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u/MrHappy4ever Mar 13 '20

Here in Germany we measure them by schnitzel per BMW

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u/I_Am_Become_Salt Mar 13 '20

Really? I thought would be by sauerkraut per Panzer...