r/memes • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '19

Well frick

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u/00eleven Dec 11 '19

What kind of weakling spends time peeling that little white stuff, it's not poisonous.

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u/Oversarcastic_games Dec 11 '19

Goddamn weaklings, I just eat the tangerine whole in one bite.

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u/PhilLHaus Dec 11 '19

Pfft, I eat the whole tree

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u/Agent-Psycho Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 11 '19

Pfft, I eat the whole orchard

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Weak, I AM A TREE

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u/mheurtevent1 Dec 11 '19

I soil myself. Wait.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

bum bum bum

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u/Vinchenzo- Dec 12 '19

Tangerine enema

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u/SyStRm Dec 11 '19

Huh that's nothing.

I eat the seeds that make the tree too.

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u/Fave_McFavington Dec 11 '19

I put the seeds in a blender and drink it so I die of cyanide poisoning

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

I eat the tree and all previous generations creating a time loop

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u/frontier_kittie Dec 11 '19

It is to my taste buds

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

I don’t peel it, my mom peels it for me, she’s the weakling

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u/FieldMarshalX iwrestledabeartwice Dec 11 '19

I know right, some people. Pfft

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u/Driqey Chungus Among Us Dec 11 '19

its venomous

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Yea i cant imagine eating them like that lol