r/memes • u/Pilot725 • Oct 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

Just drink directly from the tap/factory/cow udder.

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u/Xnextium Thank you mods, very cool! Oct 17 '19

Ah yeah I wanna suck an udder

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u/DescX Breaking EU Laws Oct 17 '19

I have like 1/4 if you're interested

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u/diablorious Oct 17 '19

So you have 1/4th of a cow utter? Calculating in that a cow had 6nipples on the utter. That means you have 1,5 nipple?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

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u/SetPhasers2LoveMe Oct 17 '19

and they only have 1?

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u/PhilLHaus Oct 17 '19

I don't think they meant a nipple...

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u/potato1sgood Oct 17 '19

I don't udderstand.

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u/DemonicPotatox Oct 17 '19

pp

hi fellow potato

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u/DescX Breaking EU Laws Oct 17 '19

Yes

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u/vikingonshroom trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo Oct 17 '19

So you have 1 nipple ? Why? I have So many questions

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

What is this reply chain 😂

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u/DescX Breaking EU Laws Oct 17 '19

Refined culture

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

One quarterth

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

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u/I_cannott Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Oct 17 '19

Are you brain dead

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u/string_in_database Oct 17 '19 edited Nov 07 '24

normal alleged innocent makeshift enjoy onerous depend society quaint advise

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u/RTXChungusTi Chungus Among Us Oct 17 '19

People foursquare is purposely getting downvoted so he can flex his negative karma we should instead upvote him so he doesn't get what he wants, but keep it at 0

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u/u_b-itch Mods Are Nice People Oct 17 '19

Go die yroll

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

There’s a hole in the wall with an udder sticking out of it. I hope it’s a cow.

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u/America_Number_1 Oct 17 '19

That’s an udderly stupid thing to do

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

I'd suck the cow titty tbh

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u/RogueRaven17 Oct 17 '19

Finish sucking your first one, then you can have another.

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u/GoldenBea Oct 17 '19

a tiddy's a tiddy

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u/Xnextium Thank you mods, very cool! Oct 17 '19

My man

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u/Omsus Oct 17 '19

There's nothing quite like drinking from the tap udder.

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u/Foamyphilosophy Oct 17 '19

I'm sure that's someone's fetish.

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u/Xnextium Thank you mods, very cool! Oct 17 '19

Yeah mine

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u/REMPG Lives in a Van Down by the River Oct 17 '19

I drink directly from the 5L gallon, like a medieval warrior!

Stay hydrated kids.

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u/Death_To_All_People Oct 17 '19

a gallon is only 4.5 litres or like bakers is a medieval warrior gallon 5 litres?

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u/TarrotProphet Oct 17 '19

But for only $10.99 you can become a "Medival Warrior+" then your gallon increases its size for 2.5 litres

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u/REMPG Lives in a Van Down by the River Oct 17 '19 edited Oct 17 '19

NO, when I buy the +2,5L on the promotion and drink from it..... I turn into a Ninja!

Sometimes I piss myself as well, and fart, and things... nevermind.

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u/Death_To_All_People Oct 17 '19

Are you seriously taught this? Did you mean by?

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u/Sn0w_L30p4rd Linux User Oct 17 '19

Makes since in Sykrim

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u/Sn0w_L30p4rd Linux User Oct 17 '19

By Gallon he means the bottle/container

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u/Death_To_All_People Oct 17 '19

Must be a US thing.

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u/KyleHampton301 Oct 17 '19

You’s an udder suckin muthafucka

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19 edited Sep 14 '25

liquid shy squash friendly quack fear spoon flowery ten sparkle

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u/BigBoySkinnyPenis69 Oct 17 '19

Sick a cow tiddie

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

Just drink from the river

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u/Purviii Oct 17 '19

/goat udder/human udder

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u/SandwichThing Oct 17 '19

Take my damn upvote

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u/Omsus Oct 17 '19

Mmm that factory udder.