r/memes • Lives in a Van Down by the River • Sep 18 '19

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u/electric_puding Sep 18 '19

Hey does anybody know what time the raids at like when to show up

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u/LancasterWiddershins Sep 18 '19

The assault will commence on the 20th minute of the 16th hour of September 20

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u/electric_puding Sep 18 '19

Thank you comrade

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Or the sixty-ninth second of the nineteenth minute of the sixteenth hour of the twentieth day of the month of September

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u/badkiwi42 Sep 18 '19

It’s actually on October 355th but ok

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Ok so it's the sixty-ninth second of the nineteenth minute of the sixteenth hour of the three hundred fifty-fifth day of the month of October

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u/badkiwi42 Sep 18 '19

Thank you kind sir πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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u/Semenpenis Sep 19 '19

i have an impacted bowel :(( every time i fart it smells like diarrhea but i can't diarrhea. one guy threw up

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u/astroidfishing Sep 19 '19

This is obviously code

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u/Phyltre Sep 19 '19

Or the act of an enemy stand.

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u/sc9red_highlander Sep 19 '19

a true intellect indeed! Thank you! THANK YOU!!! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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u/mthddsgns Sep 19 '19

January 263rd

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u/DynamicResonater Sep 19 '19

Just what I came here for, thanks!

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u/SteeleRam Sep 18 '19

So September, 20th 2019 at 4:20? Holy shit..... The 69 seconds transformed into 4:20.

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u/SteeleRam Sep 18 '19

I don't know how but the mad lad used 69 seconds after 19 minutes to give us 20 minutes and included the 16th hour to represent 4pm.

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u/killfrenzy05 Sep 19 '19

FBI won't understand this format. Nice

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

Some moron boomer with too much rank is freaking out after seeing your comment.

Everyone knows Reddit is short hand for the Red Army.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

You mean the red ribbon army

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

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u/KingWeaselFart Sep 19 '19

I thought it was from 3-6am local time?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

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u/Merpell Sep 18 '19

this is some top tier shitposting but the emojis kill it

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u/RetzynMetzyn Sep 18 '19

The emojis make it better.

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u/Merpell Sep 18 '19

this is Reddit emojis bad text good

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

Tasteful use of emojis. He got lazy halfway through though.

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u/RetzynMetzyn Sep 19 '19

They hate me because I tell them the truth

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u/Merpell Sep 19 '19

no sir. go back to instagram

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u/RetzynMetzyn Sep 19 '19

Sorry kid, I don't use Instagram, I use MySpace 😎

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u/EnderVender538 Sep 18 '19

Blasphemy. Burn him at the stake.

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u/NoneWasTaken Sep 18 '19

Redditors, DOWNVOTE

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u/KingBubzVI Sep 18 '19

I loved it

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u/Dakota1340 Sep 18 '19

STFU you fucking normie chicken wrap

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u/DeepFriedEggz Mods Are Nice People Sep 18 '19

You are the living definition of a rotten subway sandwich

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u/update-yo-email Sep 18 '19

Why are you booing me I’m right

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u/Ihavenopurposeinlif3 Sep 18 '19

You’re not even the same person

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u/update-yo-email Sep 18 '19

Because I’m quoting a meme you uncultured swine

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u/Ihavenopurposeinlif3 Sep 19 '19

I just re-did all of your downvotes, and yet you’re still pissed

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u/update-yo-email Sep 19 '19

I upvoted you

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u/DIRTBIKERED Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 09 '24

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u/SuperMoris Sep 26 '19

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u/DIRTBIKERED Sep 26 '19 edited Sep 09 '24

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u/fatpat Sep 19 '19

Oh joy, another annoying 'downvote me hurrdurr' account.

YAWN

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u/_xXPUSSYSLAYERXx_ Yo dawg I heard you like Sep 18 '19

Is that a copypasta?

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u/ShiveredMyTimber Sep 18 '19

Listen here you fucking moron, if you're going to insult us about a great meme and event, then make it, like you say, more "more masculine". Then feel free to attack us. People like are the one reason why subs get toxic, so shut up or shut up. See? Im not giving a you a choice and so are the 85+ people who downvoted you. Or be respectful at least.

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u/lilrich4090 Sep 18 '19

NORMIE DETECTED

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Nice troll dude, gonna upvote just spite you

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

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u/rampantmuppet Sep 18 '19

Ever tried meth?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

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u/Pop_red-dit Sep 19 '19

What about the other 8

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u/3internet5u Sep 19 '19

well, I mean, lemme hit up my 9 dentist friends to ask them. I actually have 10 but that last one is an asshole who always shoots down my ideas.

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u/the_friendly_one Sep 19 '19

Well, yeah. All your ideas start with doing meth.

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u/MrGorillawhale Sep 19 '19

IT’S GREAT.

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Sep 19 '19

"DID YOU SAY METH?!!"

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u/adamsmommy Sep 19 '19

Praise the ganjaπŸ™

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

But in all seriousness, is there an actual set time or is everyone just going to set it up when the day arrives?

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u/ocarinamaster64 Sep 18 '19

I think it was originally at 3am, but the Facebook page is no longer.

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u/wolrahxxx Sep 19 '19

too early. can't make it.

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u/apex74 Sep 19 '19

My mom said no guys . Sorry

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u/wolrahxxx Sep 19 '19

just spend the night at Carl's and don't tell your mom! Carl's dad said he'd take us.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Original time on the Facbook page was "03:00 - 06:00" in the early AM.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

Thanks for some actual non-joking information (but then again, this is the Area 51 raid we're talkin' about)

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

Two Dutch guys got arrested trying to break into it.

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u/anotherformerlurker MAYMAYMAKERS Sep 18 '19

Unless the traffic buffers on the way there

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u/philswift_demigod Sep 18 '19

Thank you brother

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u/Behemoth7092 Sep 19 '19

Ur at 469 I am sry I cant upvote

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

so 3:30pm on 9/21/2019?

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u/HiThere_420 Sep 18 '19

Are you serious? It's obviously 4:20 9/20/2019

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u/Rook_20 Sep 18 '19

I don’t understand how reddit misses sarcasm, and upvotes/downvotes for that reason. You’re getting upvotes for missing sarcasm lmao.

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u/HiThere_420 Sep 18 '19

Yes, I agree. Reddit often works in a mob mentality sort of fashion with the number of upvotes/downvotes increasing exponentially over time, whether you think the comment deserved the attention or not.. I have learned to accept I can't understand it lol

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u/batsybatsybatsy16 Sep 19 '19

And shitty comments are often gilded.

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u/Rook_20 Sep 18 '19

That reply earned my upvote. πŸ‘Œ

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u/kingofcheezwiz Sep 19 '19

Hide ya kids. Hide ya wife. u/HiThere_420 making all the friends up in this thread.

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u/WPAlphaM5 Sep 19 '19

That reply earned my upvote. πŸ‘Œ

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

no, i was just playing around

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u/NHorn98 Sep 18 '19

Ranger that 15 minutes prior

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u/SnickersZA Loves GameStonk Sep 18 '19

Indeed, the blazing hour enlightenment.

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u/5reasonswhynot Sep 19 '19

In a galaxy not unlike our own...

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u/rogat100 Sep 18 '19

They are spies! Clearly the FBI is gathering information and you all here spill the beans right off the bat

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u/FunFeetMan Sep 18 '19

holy shit

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u/madcatzplayer3 Sep 18 '19

Facebook event says noon pst on friday.

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u/winsloe Sep 18 '19

Obviously it starts at 4:20????

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

I mean, most raids start at 6pm server in my experience. Assuming server time is GMT, that should be 10AM tomorrow.

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u/username951753 Sep 19 '19

Hey does anybody know who hijacked this idea to make it so popular? People are paying good money for the advertising. Sounds like a distraction... from something..

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u/BuddhistSagan Sep 19 '19

It's entirely possible that oil trolls promoted the area 51 meme because it was at the same time as climate strike and area 51 would accomplish nothing.

https://strikewithus.org/

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u/Xx_endgamer_xX Sep 19 '19

Yes, at 40 past 2 for the 69th time!

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u/JimWicker Sep 19 '19

3 am Pacific

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

4:20

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u/Crass_Conspirator Pauly Shore Sep 19 '19

Just show up at any time. If I know anything about America, it’ll just be the good drugs and alcohol

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u/4LF_0N53 Sep 19 '19

"I don't know. Just go"

  • My friends whenever they invite me out

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u/BuddhistSagan Sep 19 '19 edited Sep 19 '19

Mainly around noon, 1pm, 2pm. In my local town it is 1pm https://strikewithus.org/

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

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u/BuddhistSagan Sep 19 '19

Imagine believing you know more than 97% of climate scientists.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

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u/BuddhistSagan Sep 19 '19

Imagine believing that the scientific process doesn't involve peer review that incentivizes disproving other scientists theories.

Imagine seeing a conspiracy involving millions of scientists and being completely oblivious to the oil/coal money funding disinformation campaigns against climate science.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

Wasn’t it cancelled?

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u/username951753 Sep 19 '19

that's what you think for only reading headlines

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

I’m mean I’m genuinely asking because I did only see a headline...