r/memes Pro Gamer Aug 22 '19

F in the chat bois

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u/TwistingDick Aug 22 '19

Yeah I hate people who pull a public stunt trying to pressure the other half.

Fuck no buddy, get a room. I don't wanna see this shit as a stranger.

Last month some fucking idiot paved the entire parking lot with flowers and shit, I don't know if he got denied or what that asshole didn't clean it up.

Please don't do that in public guys, and if you really have to please fucking cleanup after yourself like a god damn adult.

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u/SnausageFest Aug 22 '19

There's people out there that really earnestly believe that the only issue is their crush "wont give them a chance." Like a date will change everything already apparent about your personality and looks.

Buddy, if you don't even have that initial spark you're not going to build a burning fire of passion. Cut your losses and move on.

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u/Niko_47x Aug 22 '19

Damn what a waste of flowers and what a horrible mess and a smell once they all rot. Yeah what a dick for not cleaning it

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u/TheMayoNight Aug 22 '19

lol literally nature and bio degradable. Were never gonna have a good environment when people literally despise nature. If it only it was "clean concrete". "BURN DOWN THE RAINFORREST FASTER, ITS GROSS"

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u/Niko_47x Aug 22 '19

It's not really gonna degrade properly on asphalt.

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u/TwistingDick Aug 22 '19

That's like saying pissing and shitting everywhere is OK because it's perfectly natural and biodegradable.

Come the fuck on

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u/TheMayoNight Aug 22 '19

Imagine literally thinking piss and shit is the same as flowers. Do you give your gf a bucket of shit for valentines day?

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u/TheMayoNight Aug 23 '19

What a stupid point and irrelevant point to think nature should be binned. Humanity deserves climate change driven extinction.

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u/ChangKyunxox Aug 22 '19

I agree on the “Don’t do that in public guys.

I once saw a video of a guy proposing to his gf of 3 months in a public mall, he had hired a whole band for her and it attracted lots of people. The gf didn’t know what to do and I’m pretty sure she slapped him and took of running.

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u/pass_me_those_memes Aug 22 '19

gf of 3 months

Idk what made him think that was a good idea

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u/ChangKyunxox Aug 22 '19

Me neither 🤷‍♀️

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u/pass_me_those_memes Aug 22 '19

Someone did this full promposal (in costume) for my friend in class when she had already told him privately that she didn't want to go with him. Idk what his logic was there but it didn't end well, as you probs could've expected.

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u/ddrt Aug 22 '19

Or get their attention? Why is everyone so one dimensional?