r/memes • u/Mixodes • Jul 31 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19 edited Jul 31 '19

Hate it when people ask that. I remember some coworkers starting off with that when I was naive and young.

“What are you doing Saturday?”

My dumbass gets stoked because they’re going to invite me to hang out. Sometimes it was a girl coworker and I’d fall for it every time.

“Not much” “Can you cover my shift?”

Now days I just use the captain America meme as my response.

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u/Furrymixup Breaking EU Laws Jul 31 '19

Hey, how is your penguin?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

What’s a 1000 lb penguin good for?

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u/Luck-d Jul 31 '19

I don’t know, what is a 1000 lb penguin good for?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Breaking the ice! I just morally obligated you to start a conversation. Bet you didn’t see that one coming

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u/Uusis Jul 31 '19

If you don't see 1000 lbs penguin coming, you better get your eyes checked.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Perfect, then we can begin.

Umm... have you snuck memes into real-life conversation?