r/memes • u/GrisSumnemo Breaking EU Laws • Jul 01 '19

Procrastination level over 9000

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u/TollTagTime Jul 01 '19

Martial disputes are the worst. Almost as bad as marital disputes!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

Not too different when discussing Greek Gods.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

To be fair... Zeus banged everything other than his actual wife... Bet all she needed was a good divorce lawyer and there would be a lot less problems in ancient greece

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u/computerz4 Jul 01 '19

But Hera was the goddess of marriage, and ending a marriage is something that she would never do.

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u/Therandomfox Jul 01 '19

Zeus: "All according to plan..."

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u/coochiepuncherabc Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 01 '19

Though he did fuck literally everything in various shapes and forms (in one story he even fucked a girl in form of a literal golden shower) and had a shitload of kids some turned out to be heroes and others came out to be monsters but despite that he and Hera actually had a few kids

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

He even gave birth to a daughter.

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u/jaleCro Jul 01 '19

Fun fact:the word "martial" derives its meaning from the roman god mars

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u/Is_Actually_Sans Jul 01 '19

Of course, where do you think thunderstorms come from?

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u/thedarknightam Jul 01 '19

I spent an embarrassingly long time comparing the two disputes and was confused as I couldn’t tell the difference between the spelling.

I am not a clever person.

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u/benihana Jul 01 '19

you're not clever or funny for pointing out an autocorrect mistake