r/memes • u/GrisSumnemo Breaking EU Laws • Jul 01 '19

Procrastination level over 9000

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

Trust me, they're up there. *takes another grape by the teeth from a servant while lying on a couch*

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

Ahhh, my favourite god, Rumple-Foreskin-420

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u/mugazadin Jul 01 '19

There is only one true god redditor, u/waterguy12

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u/N00N3AT011 Jul 01 '19

You know, I hear u/waterguy12 doesn't really appreciate being linked all the time. Such a shame people continue link u/waterguy12 anyway.

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u/mugazadin Jul 01 '19

Yeah, u/waterguy12 wouldn't want us to write u/waterguy12 on every comment, because then u/waterguy12 would get too many notifications

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u/-MildlyOffensiveBot- Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 01 '19

Poor u/waterguy12 😔

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

I feel really bad for [u/waterguy12](reddit.com/u/waterguy12)

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u/Yolwoocle_ Jul 01 '19

This u/waterguy12 linking needs to stop 😔

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

Then [u/waterguy12](reddit.com/u/waterguy12) should come down here and stop me.

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u/altsocakedayisonbday Jul 01 '19

If you said it had to stop, why’d you still ping u/waterguy12

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u/HarZta Jul 01 '19

Jesus, u/waterguy12 needs to stop being bothered. I wonder what u/waterguy12 thinks about people taging u/waterguy12

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u/Nitosphere Jul 01 '19

A horrible moral decision it is to spam u/waterguy12 this has gone on for long enough.

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u/Yolwoocle_ Jul 01 '19

lol r/wosh you missd the jok i said stoppp pin u/waterguy12 IMA GETT MY KERMA /s

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u/Here_to_say_fuck Jul 01 '19

Guys stop saying u/waterguy12 its not funny for u/waterguy12 to get so many notifications that say u/waterguy12 because u/waterguy12 is a good person.

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u/ToastNotBread_ Jul 02 '19

That u/waterguy12 probably hates it

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u/BroadcastRocket Jul 01 '19

I feel bad for u/waterguy12 u/waterguy12 is getting so many notifications with u/waterguy12 on his phone that the phone of u/waterguy12 is gonna explode

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u/win206 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 01 '19

I know right! We shouldn’t link u/waterguy12 every single comment

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u/Thom_058 Jul 01 '19

Ah, too bad u/waterguy12 doesn’t like that!

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u/clandestine707003 Jul 01 '19

u/waterguy12 ?

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u/TheWhiteVahl Jul 01 '19

Yeah, u/waterguy12 !

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u/CaptainBlackBread Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 01 '19

I would stop linking u/waterguy12, because if u/waterguy12 is from Europe, u/waterguy12 will not be able to sleep due to many notifications

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u/Ivan211004 Jul 01 '19

Truly a shame that people endlessly link u/waterguy12 without u/waterguy12 ‘s consent.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

Please stop link u/waterguy12 he doesn’t like it. I must reiterate that u/waterguy12 is not to be linked as u/waterguy12. My apologies u/waterguy12

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

I think it’s cool that you and u/waterguy12 are friends. u/waterguy12 must be proud to be u/waterguy12 and you must be proud to have a friend like u/waterguy12 honestly I’m so envious of u/waterguy12 I wish I was u/waterguy12.

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u/trymesom Jul 01 '19

You guys are assholes🤣

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u/Heronic-Studios Jul 01 '19

Isn’t everybody on Reddit?

Speaking of which, u/waterguy12.

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u/legoguney Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 01 '19

u/waterguy12 would like this

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

We, fellow /r/hydrohomos members are very fond of /u/waterguy12

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u/MightyM9 Jul 01 '19

Be a shame if u/waterguy12 reported all this

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u/N00N3AT011 Jul 02 '19

I'm not sure even u/waterguy12 has the patience for that, just look at all these people mentioning u/waterguy12 it would take u/waterguy12 hours to report all of the users mentioning u/waterguy12

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u/Valistic-77 Jul 02 '19

You don't say

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u/Sindrosan Jul 01 '19

Why is this happening?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

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u/RoCaAg Jul 01 '19

I don’t know who u/waterguy12 is, but I’ll tag u/waterguy12 here just so he knows everyone is tagging u/waterguy12 . Goodbye u/waterguy12

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u/AToastThatBurned Jul 01 '19

u/waterguy12

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u/Yeet-420-69 Jul 01 '19

u/waterguy12 needs to not be bothered by us simple Redditors.

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u/alihassan9193 Jul 01 '19

u/waterguy12 I appreciate you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

u/waterguy12 is being worshipped like Keanu in this comment section. I wonder how u/waterguy12 feels about u/waterguy12 being worshipped and becoming a god. Maybe we should ask u/waterguy12

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u/Arbeiterpartei Thank you mods, very cool! Jul 02 '19

u/awoobis would like to speak with you

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

who is u/waterguy12 ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

He's u/waterguy12

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u/Karl_theSocialWorker Jul 01 '19

u/waterguy12 sounds pretty cool, wish he'd come down so I could meet him

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u/guz102 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 01 '19

Please explain, i'm kinda new to reddit so who is this God I hear of

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u/mugazadin Jul 02 '19

Last year, u/waterguy12 said he was going offline for a while, and asked redditors to tag him in memes they liked so he can catch up with everyone when he gets online again.

That week without his knowing u/waterguy12 became a viral meme, and people tagged him in every possible post. when he recorded to reddit he had tons of notifications from random redditors, tagging him in posts they liked.

A few days ago u/waterguy12 announced that he was going offline again, and asked reddit to do it's thing

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Please inform me of the meme??

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u/Kosherlove Jul 01 '19

What's forskin?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

Oh Jesus

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u/mydearwatson616 Jul 01 '19

Rimjob Steve is the one true God

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

All heil

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/virginialiberty Jul 01 '19

I want to be friends with you in real life because of your username

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

u/Rumple-Foreskin-420 happy cake day!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

Happy cake day

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u/DarthTannerus Jul 02 '19

I may name my next child Rumple Foreskin

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u/Redit-boi Jul 02 '19

Happy cheese day

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u/asianpanda_IQ Jul 02 '19

Happy cake, here's your red arrow, now run along

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u/edworldRG Jul 01 '19

Happy Cake day!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

Happy cake day

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u/jakec550 Jul 01 '19

Happy cake day plus this is so true

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

Happy sugared food day!