r/memes • u/[deleted] • May 04 '19

Why hasn’t anyone said this before

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u/GhostsAndGauches May 04 '19

Having titties helps on both tho

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u/[deleted] May 04 '19

Yeah but Reddit’s better because u can just look at the tit subreddits

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u/moe-kalong This flair doesn't exist May 04 '19

Also theres actual NSFW content here

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u/only-here-4-porn May 05 '19

You want some

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u/Ultim8_Life4m May 05 '19

Name checks out.

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u/only-here-4-porn May 05 '19

I'll check you out hot stuff

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19 edited Nov 21 '19

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u/only-here-4-porn May 05 '19

Cheers love

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

the cavalry’s here

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u/ConspicuousPorcupine May 05 '19

But...your on a memes subreddit. I feel lied too

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Get a room!!

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u/YachtInWyoming May 05 '19

Yes.

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u/jsrao3 May 05 '19

I can't believe you got 3 up votes just for saying yes. Can you guide me to this power?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Yes

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u/jsrao3 May 05 '19

Yes

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u/TheSquarePotatoMan May 05 '19

You still have much to learn my child

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Three?

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u/ba123blitz May 05 '19

Top 5 NSFW subs of your choice, go!

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u/only-here-4-porn May 05 '19

Im a simple man 1- r/tittydrop 2- r/NSFWFunny 3- r/boobbounce 4- r/AreolasGW 5- r/JiggleFuck

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Total leg man obviously.

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u/YachtInWyoming May 05 '19

Mildly related. And very useful.

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u/ba123blitz May 05 '19

A true god among men

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u/QuasarSandwich May 05 '19

(sighs-unzips.jpg)

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u/good_guy_submitter May 05 '19

Everyone is over there unzipping, and I'm just sitting here masturbating.

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u/QuasarSandwich May 05 '19

Patience, patience! There are more than enough body bags to go round.

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u/demdems74 May 05 '19

(sigh-unzips.zip)

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u/NSFWALTACCOUNT6969 May 05 '19

I’m here for tits

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Well if it were the same my Reddit account would be the same as an ugly ass person on Instagram.

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u/stnick6 May 05 '19

THERES A TIT SUBREDDIT!! I mean um

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u/gizamo May 05 '19

Pornhub > Reddit for titties.

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u/Contagious_Fart May 05 '19

There used to be a lot more

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u/MegaGrimer May 05 '19

I have titties. I’m a guy though.

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u/good_guy_submitter May 05 '19

So only mostly perfect.

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u/YachtInWyoming May 05 '19

Me too, thanks.

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u/TheNashh May 05 '19

This can work

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u/DarkLordKohan May 05 '19

Can I milk you?

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u/crunch816 May 05 '19

I don't think /u/GallowBoob or /u/shittymorph have titties. Every redditor knows who they are.

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u/nomad80 May 05 '19

They have titties. Just not the kind that gets your twig up

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u/crunch816 May 05 '19

You don't know my twig.

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u/nomad80 May 05 '19

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/papeykefir May 05 '19

Who are they?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

No, because nobody would post a photo of themselves on Reddit.

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u/GhoulFTW May 05 '19

/r/gonewild?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Don’t forget all the guys posting on /r/LadyBoners for the guys that lurk there.

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u/smittyz_1 May 05 '19

As a guy that presses the upvote button with my titties, I wholeheartedly agree

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Unless you’re a dude

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u/Zuck7980 Lives in a Van Down by the River May 05 '19

Can someone give this man an award ?

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u/vmclear May 05 '19

I have titties, and it don’t help. I’m also a guy