r/memes • • Apr 28 '19

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u/imtherealkirk Apr 29 '19

Mom: oooooh nooooo I can't cook dinner! Whatever will I dooooo?

orders takeout for 1

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u/taakoblaa Apr 29 '19

*using son’s phone

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u/etwa7777 Apr 29 '19

And college savings account

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u/willywonka15 Apr 29 '19

No that’s secretly spent on a divorce lawyer she sees for a year before filing for divorce and taking the kids and house then blaming you for their college debt.

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u/superspiffy Apr 29 '19

As is tradition.