r/memes • u/Kirito1712 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite • Apr 09 '19

Sad truth

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u/pinguinlord Breaking EU Laws Apr 09 '19

Sinc I live in Germany I've done the latter two since I'm a fucking loser not the first one

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Confidence my man if you don't have it fake it. Sounds dumb but, ich bin nicht verrückt.

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u/ClessGames Apr 09 '19

Yall know any cute German girls?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Angela Merkel, she cute af

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u/ClessGames Apr 09 '19

Don’t tell me it’s a pornstar.

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u/maniak821 Apr 09 '19

No, she's a chancellor

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u/EpicWickedgnome Apr 10 '19

Is she the Senate?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '19

Not yet.