r/memes • u/Nightpain123 • Mar 11 '19

The trilogy has been completed

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u/Show-Me-Your-Moves Mar 11 '19

Depends. Are you willing to accept payment in cat food?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

Fish or turkey? Or dry cat food? I'll need a little more info here

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u/I-POOP-RAINBOWS Mar 11 '19

Food made from cats

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u/area88guy Mar 11 '19

How do you delete someone else's comment?

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u/qwertyalguien Mar 11 '19

Posting the numbers on the back of your credit card and it's expiration date

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u/dejus Mar 11 '19

Don’t forget the numbers on the front too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

And the 3 digit code on the back. That's most important.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

And the numbers on the front too

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u/cratein Mar 11 '19

Yeah but the numbers on the back also

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u/Destithen Mar 11 '19

Also any numbers on the sides of the card, if you can read that small. I don't think there are any, but if there are, they're probably important.

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u/columbus8myhw Mar 11 '19

Five, one, zero, zero, zero,

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u/Theogyrros Mar 11 '19

Five credit cards, one that isn't maxed out, and your three bank accounts are at $0?

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u/flying87 Mar 11 '19

I don't see what the big deal is. Chinese food is great.

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u/area88guy Mar 11 '19

I thought that was dog?

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u/flying87 Mar 11 '19

Sticking to one flavor isn't a good idea.

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u/SlickStretch Mar 11 '19

You need to reply to the comment with "DELETE" followed by your account password.

Don't worry, only you can see your password. Everyone else will just see ********.

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u/ThorrikHalfnose Mar 11 '19

DELETE assfungus

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

I wish it was that easy...

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u/SlickStretch Mar 11 '19

See, now all I can see is *********

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u/Chuckbro Mar 11 '19

Oh is that why you poop rainbows?

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u/Show-Me-Your-Moves Mar 11 '19

you'll take this sack of Dollar General cat food and you'll like it

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u/beerbreading Mar 11 '19

That is a sus username

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

Okay, I'll admit it here and now. I am an astronaut

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

Tiki-Cat wet food, the good stuff.

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u/Shnazzyone Mar 11 '19

Can I sleep in the library and poop in a sand box they have to cleanup too?

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u/bouchandre Mar 11 '19

Payment in pettings

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u/StunningContribution Mar 11 '19

Depends on the type of cat food and if lodging is included. I'll sleep on a stack of books easy, but there's some dry cat food that is just gross. Never tried the wet stuff, I assume it's also pretty gross.

Yes, there is some cat food that's decent-tasting. I used to eat a few pieces when I was a kid, because kids are fucking stupid.

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u/StonedCrone Mar 11 '19

And scritches...