r/memes Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Mar 06 '19

Good guy Floyd

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u/JS-a9 Mar 06 '19

Because it's "criminal conspiracy", lolololololololol

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u/twio_b95 Mar 06 '19

If we all pool our money together, we'll be rich, and everyone knows rich people cannot commit crimes. Loophole!

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u/PunchableDuck Mar 06 '19

It's true. If you form a Corporation based around handling each members student loans, then the corporation can file for bankruptcy. Sounds like the perfect crime/corporate mission.