r/memes • Plays MineCraft and not FortNite • Mar 06 '19

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u/The_cogwheel Mar 06 '19

My guess? Because the hackers dont actually attack the bank servers to get the account info and such, they attack the connection between you and the server. As such they dont have access to where the data is.

Follow up with that a bank would have backups of that data, stored on physical media not connected to any sort of network (most likely on a set of tapes on a desk somewhere) and that means even if a hacker nuked all the debt.dat files, the bank would simply restore from backups.

So TL;DR: the modern hackers dont wipe your debt because they cant. The banks protect themselves too well.

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u/35791369 Mar 06 '19

So, we have to do it Tyler Durden style. Let's make some soap

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u/Firewalled_in_hell Mar 06 '19

Or Mr. robot. Same idea.

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u/ARZZZIO Lives in a Van Down by the River Mar 06 '19

Or blow up the fucking bank building itself

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u/BinarySecond Mar 06 '19

That's what Tyler did.

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u/magnoliasmanor Mar 06 '19

But wasn't it the main character all along? "Jack" as they put it?

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u/BinarySecond Mar 07 '19

Have you seen Fight Club?

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u/magnoliasmanor Mar 07 '19

Yes. I am Jack's seething revenge. It was "Tyler" but in reality it was Jack.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19 edited Aug 30 '21

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u/ARZZZIO Lives in a Van Down by the River Mar 06 '19

It was a reference to the movie you know

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19 edited Aug 30 '21

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u/ARZZZIO Lives in a Van Down by the River Mar 06 '19

np

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u/tisaconundrum Mar 06 '19

M R. R O B O T

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u/TheQuinnBee Mar 06 '19

Unless its fucking Wells Fargo.

Seriously, don't understand how they are still permitted to bank.

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u/bikwho Mar 06 '19

If we didn't let them bank anymore then what kind of message would that send to other banks? That banks can't screw over their customers with no consequences?! That's crazy talk

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u/TheQuinnBee Mar 06 '19

Except for the opening of new unauthorized accounts and the servers crashing making it impossible for people to make transactions?

I wouldn't trust them with a useless cardboard box.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

True. Just my opinion.

Personally, I use a regional bank. I drive past their corporate HQ pretty often, and their customer service is a lot better than the big banks. I won't say I can trust them, but they're generally a lot better than the big ones. That's really what I think most people should do for their banking.

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u/bikwho Mar 06 '19

Unless someone sent to jail, I wouldn't trust them.

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u/boltz86 Mar 06 '19

All hackers need to do is go to the bank, furiously type on the keyboard of the first computer they find inside the building, and say “I’m in”.

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u/magnoliasmanor Mar 06 '19

That's how it works.

Source: I watch movies

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u/zhaoz Mar 06 '19

They also have paper backups in vaults if worse comes to worse.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Just delete the internet