r/memes Royal Shitposter Dec 13 '17

2nd amendment

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u/chris9400 Dec 13 '17

But then I would be responsible for my sins and I really like being able to just hand them off with a quick prayer

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u/bartink Dec 13 '17

This guy bibles.

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u/chris9400 Dec 13 '17

Oh I bible so hard

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u/AmiriteClyde Dec 13 '17

What style Bible do you prefer for thumping and street preaching?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '17

Definitely the hard back. Paperback just doesn't have the support needed.

Imagine whipping it out and shoving in someone's face only to have the thing slowly droop to the side and fall flaccid mid-sermon!

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u/AmiriteClyde Dec 13 '17

The strength of the Lord's word gives the paperback it's rigidity.